Rudy goes "woof"
Ivanka goes "meow"
Donnie goes "tweet"
And Pompeio goes "squeek"
Jared goes "moo"
Don Jr goes "croak"
And the McConnell goes "toot"
Lame Ducks say "quack"
And Pence go "blub"
And the Lindsay goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does Fox News say?
"Lie-lie-lie-lie-lingeringeding!
Lying-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Lying-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What does Fox News say?
"Antifa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-pow!
Antifa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-pow!
Antifa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-pow!"
What Fox News say?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What Fox News say?
"Squad-squad-squaddo-squaddo-squad!
Squad-squad-squaddo-squaddo-squad!
Squad-squad-squaddo-squaddo-squad "
What Fox News say?
Big red lies
Conspiracy nose
Chasing fraud
And finding no holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your leader is orange
So pitiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Hannity
Will you communicate by
In-san-san-san-ity?
In-san-san-san-ity?
In-san-san-san-ity?
How will you speak to that
Han-ni-ni-ni-ty?
Han-ni-ni-ni-ty?
Han-ni-ni-ni-ty?
What does Fox News say?
"Frauda-frauda-frauda-but how?
Frauda-frauda-frauda-but how?
Frauda-frauda-frauda-but how?”
What the Fox News say?
"Fake-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fake-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fake-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
What the Fox News say?
"A-O-C ha-hee!
A-O-C ha-hee!
A-O-C ha-hee!"
What the Fox Newssay?
"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"
What does Fox News say?
The secret of Fox News
Spin conspiracy
Somewhere deep in the South
I know proof is hiding
What is its sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What does Rudy say?
You're my fallen angel
Hiding in the news
What is your sound?
(Lie-aa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)
Will we ever know? (Biden-budabud-dum-bam)
I want to (Kamala-dum-day-do) I want to, I want to know!
(Tooay-manay-votays bum-bum bay-do)
We’ll never know.
