Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Silver Lining, Day 1460 (b)

 Inaugural Poetry!




The Poem




Silver Lining, Day 1460 (a)

 Wishful thinking, via the Doors....

This is the end
untruthful friend
This is the end
Covfefe friend
The end
Of our alternate facts
The end
He finally got the axe
The end
No smoke or mirrors or lies
The end
I'll never look into those dead eyes
Again
Can you picture what will be
Return to decency
Desperately in need of an un-orange hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Trumpian wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the pardons’ rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of reason
Survive the king's lie-way, baby
Weird scenes inside the deranged mind
Ride the lie-way west, baby
Rid the Fake, rid the Fake
To the State
The Sunshine State
Baby
The Fake is gone, two impeachment trials
Rid the Fake
He's old
And his skin is fake gold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taking us
The Trumpist woke before dawn, he put his red hat on
He took a Confederate Flag
from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
"America?" "Yes, son." "I want to kill you."
"America, I want to..."
C'mon babe
C'mon baby, clean it up with us
C'mon baby, clean it up with us
C'mon baby, clean it up with us
And help us clean up the mess in the White House
This is the end
Untruthful friend
This is the end
Good riddance friend, the end
It feels good to set you free
And you'll never set foot in DC
The end of laughter and MAGA cries
The end of orange gods and all their lies
This is the end

Monday, January 18, 2021

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Silver Lining, Day 1458

They should exile Donny on a golf course somewhere, lock him up in Caddyshackles.

Friday, January 15, 2021

Silver Lining, Day 1456

 On Traitor Don's Spotify Playlist....

10) Two Impeachments Beat Just One
9) Reindicted (and it feels so good)

8) Insurrectionists Just Wanna Have Fun
7) Rudy Can Fail
6) You've Got Another Trial Coming
5) You're the Instigation
4) Baby Got Sacked
3) Save It for Traitor
2) Tie a Little Sedition Round the Old Oak Tree
And
1) Too Late For More Lies

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Silver Lining, Day 1455

 Don't let the Doors hit you in the ass...

Impeach me two times Nancy
Impeach me twice today
Impeach me two times Congress
I'm goin' away
Impeach me two times Chuck
One for obstruction, one just for let’s say
Inciting insurrection
I'm goin' away
Impeach me one time
Could not convict
Impeach me one more time
Yeah, y’all got tricked
Impeach me two times Nance
Last me
All through history
Impeach me two times
I'm goin' away
Impeach me two times
I'm goin' away
Oh yeah
Impeach me one time
Could not hurt me
Impeach me one time, baby
Yeah, my tweets got weak
Impeach me two times World
Last me
All through history
Impeach me two times
I'm goin' USA
Impeach me two times Nancy
Impeach me twice today
Impeach me two times, fancy,
'Cause I'm goin' to say
I love you two times, traitors
One for believing, one just for the 6th
of Jan-u-ar-ar-ar-ayyyyyyy
Impeach me two times
What will history say?
Trumpeached is two times, ‘merica
He’s goin' away
Impeach him two times
Thank all that you believe in,
he’s goin' away!
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I wish with every fiber of my being but I'm already fuming that it's not going to go through the Senate. 🤬
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Silver Lining, Day 1454: Playing inside of Donnie's head, with thanks to Paul McCartney:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one
Nice again
Like you, Melania
You, Melania
You
If I never run out of fear
Thought of losing it all today
A supremacist’s charity
All I need is a tweet a day
If I ever run outta fear
(If we ever run outta fear)
Well, my brain exploded with a mighty crash
As we looked into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there
"I hope you're tweeting, Run"
Banned and on the run, banned and on the run
And the Senate, man and Speaker, Ma’am
Were impeaching everyone
For we’re banned and on the run, banned and on the run
For we’re banned and on the run, banned and on the run
Well, the Majority Leader drew a heavy sigh
Seeing Georgia was over and done
So I rang an alarm near the Capitol Hill
For the rabid goons to run
Banned and on the run, banned and on the run
And the Senate, man and Speaker, Ma’am
Were impeaching everyone
For we’re banned and on the run, banned and on the run
For we’re banned and on the run, banned and on the run
Yeah, I’m banned and on the run
Twitter banned is not so fun
Facebook banned not so fun
Snapchat banned isn’t fun
Well, the term was ending and the Trumpist world
Began to cry and moan
They're searching for voter fraud everywhere
But it never will be found
Banned and on the run, banned and on the run
And my appointed judges, ignored my nudges
And sided with the facts forever more
I’m banned and on the run, Twice impeached and on the run
Ku Klux Klanned and on the run (Yeah)
Banned forever and on the run (Yeah)
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Rikers Island Blues!!!
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Silver Lining, Day 1453:
Remember the Alamoron!
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Silver Lining, Day 1452: Appeasin' treason is the reason for the season.
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Silver Lining, Day 1451: Looking forward to reuniting with all my Parler friends!
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Parler vous coup?
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Silver Lining, Day 1450: Someone's not getting his security deposit back.
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Silver Lining, Day 1449: Yeah that Benedict Arnold wasn't such a bad guy, relatively speaking.
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“Very special person”
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Silver Lining, Day 1448: My friend John suggested a remake of Fiddler on the Roof's "Tradition," as "Sedition." I won't steal his idea, bit I will offer this other ditty:
If I won election,
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.…
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Score!
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That’s a good one!
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Nicole Malignantly Toxic goes to Washington and, in three days, it turns to shit.
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you give that fucking hack too much credit
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Georgeous!
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