Silver Lining, Day 1441

 Donald is the 2020 of American Presidents.

Silver Lining, Day 1440

 The last full moon of the Trump era has got me to thinking....if Donnie was a werewolf, wouldn't that be preferable to his human form? I mean, he might actually be a better creature and, even if he ripped the throats out of people nearby, chances are they would be folks who also would benefit from lycanthropy.

Silver Lining, Day 1439

 How the Donald will leave the White House, New York City-style!

Silver Lining, Day 1438

 I guess when he's no longer president, he'll play more golf?

Silver Lining, Day 1437

 Twas the night before three days after Christmas and can't he just be gone already?

Silver Lining, Day 1434

 He's legally changing his first name to Pardonald.

Silver Lining, Day 1433

Who's next, the Zodiac Killer? 

Silver Lining, Day 1432

 Trump not fooled into looking for the Great Conjunction. "I spent way too much time looking for Uranus," he complained.

Silver Lining, Day 1431

 Colonoscopy done! Nothing unusual except for some Trump votes and Hillary's emails.

Silver Lining, Day 1428

 By popular demand, ten more warped advertising jingles that haunt Melania's husband. Enjoy these earworms, folks!

10. Hamburder Helper, Help Your Hamburder, Make a Fake Meal

9. Fibby’s Fibby’s Fibby’s and the Libel Libel Libel

8. I’m a Traitor, He’s a Traitor, Wouldn’t you like to be a Traitor too?

7. You deserve a Pardon today, at McTrumpalds

6. Two all-thief parties, special counsel, petty, sleaze, fickle, human bunion, on a lack of empathy bun!

5. For all that’s untrue, this Trump’s for you!

4. He Lies, the Phony, the Mar-a-Lago Thief

3. Sometimes you feel like a narcissistic sociopath, sometimes you don’t

2. 1 -Twenty Twenty – SARS- CoVid

S-A-R-S SARS CoVid

Ignore, downplay, and you can get

SARS COVID -19 today!

1. My POTUS has a first name, it’s D-O-N-N-Y.

My POTUS has a second name, it’s T-R-U-M-P.

He loves to tweet out every day

And if he tells a lie he’ll say

That Donny Trumpy has a way

with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

Silver Lining, Day 1427

Ten warped advertising jingles that haunt Donnie Trump...

10. The worst part of waking up is Biden in your cup!

9. I wish I was an Electoral College Winner, then Fox News would still be in love with me

8. Give Me a Break, Give Me a Break, Break me off a piece of that Nobel Prize

7, For all you do, this Indictment’s for you!

6. I am Stuck on Fake News, and Fake News is stuck on me

5. Like a Good Traitor, Kayleigh McEnany’s there.

4. What would you do for another William Barr?

3. Plot Plot Fizz Fizz, Vladimir's all in my Biz

2. Frosted 'Publicans, They’re Magically Seditious!

and

1. Here’s to Fox and Friends,

Election Night is kind of special,

the tears we’ll pour,

must say something more, by God,

so tonight,

let it be Voter Fraud.

Silver Lining, Day 1425

 Vladdy don't lose my number....

Silver Lining, Day 1424

 Donnie disappointed to discover the Electoral College isn't a party school.

Silver Lining, Day 1423

 On Parler, clouds are lined with Fool's Gold.

Silver Lining, Day 1422

 At long last! Evidence of voter fraud!

Silver Lining, Day 1421

 Suck it, Texas.

Silver Lining, Day 1420

 First night of Chanukah at the Kushners erupted into chaos after Grandpa Donnie lost at Dreidl to his grandkids. He subsequently went into a tirade, said it was rigged, threatened to sue the kiddos until they coughed up all their gold chocolate coins to help pay Uncle Rudy's legal bills.

Silver Lining, Day 1419

 Fortunately, most major medical plans cover a Trumpectomy.

Silver Lining, Day 1418

 Four years of telling Stop the Steal Snowflakes to shut the hell up.

Silver Lining, Day 1416

Rudy's Cure for COVID - Take it to court and say it is a fraudulent virus. Throw in some clowns and some dancing bears and it will just go away.

Silver Lining, Day 1415

 The Bridge Between

Reason and Treason.

Silver Lining, Day 1414

 What about "Last Full Month of Employment for Donnie"?

Silver Lining, Day 1413

 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Trump lost the election.

Silver Lining, Day 1412

 The Last Days of the Trump Presidency....