Silver Lining, Day 26

As shocking as Michael Flynn's resignation is, National Security Adviser is not technically a Cabinet position, which means I'm still alive in my office's Cabinet Resignation Pool!

Silver Lining, Day 25

Every television and movie president seems more believable, even this guy:

Silver Lining, Day 24

A lot less complaining about how terrible and irrelevant Saturday Night Live has become.

Silver Lining, Day 23

The family dentist always has Fox News on in the office.

This morning I noticed, the sound of the drill is significantly less annoying than it was twenty-four days ago.

Silver Lining, Day 22

Jeff Sessions being named Attorney General means he is replaced in the Senate by the most appropriately-named congressman in our nation's history. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Luther Strange!

Silver Lining, Day 21

Having grown children, I do not have to wrestle with the heart-wrenching moral dilemma of whether or not to boycott the Trump line of diapers.

Silver Lining, Day 20

In December, I was presented with a golden opportunity to invest in a start-up billing itself as "Washington D.C.'s Premiere Swamp Drainage Company." Fortunately, I passed it up and the company has since gone out of business.