Silver Lining, Day 718

Networks recommend wearing 3D glasses for Trump's speech tonight so you can watch his nose grow with every bold-faced lie.

Silver Lining, Day 717

I misheard the news that Trump wants to undress the nation.

Silver Lining, Day 716

The president of Mexico just bought a Pink Floyd album on eBay. So, technically, Mexico already paid for The Wall.

Silver Lining, Day 715

I'll give credit where credit is due, Donald Trump's abhorrent personality has deterred any large extinction-causing meteors from visiting earth.

Silver Lining, Day 713

Starting a GoFundMe to buy Donnie and Mike a Groupon for tandem bungee-jumping.

Silver Lining, Day 712

One of Donald's new year's resolutions - learn to fly broomstick!

Silver Lining, Day 711

711 introducing Trump Slurpee® - guaranteed no brain freeze because, well, it requires a brain to freeze.