Silver Lining, Day 776

Need I say more?

Silver Lining, Day 775

Anyone else thinking that there are more people trying to cross the southern border because The Donald, Publicity Whore of Babylon, broadcast to the world how easy it is to come across, inflating the trickle to a torrent, like a giant tangerine bottle of Flomax?

Silver Lining, Day 774

American flag from CPAC confirms it has chlamydia. TRUMP tweets "The greatest strain of chlamydia EVER!"

Silver Lining, Day 773

New Attorney General had to explain to Donald why he couldn't just declare a snow day for the remainder of the year.

Silver Lining, Day 772

American Flag says it gave consent to have Trump grope it a CPAC yesterday, but is now complaining of a burning sensation.

Silver Lining, Day 771

Trump Golf Courses - Our Ball Washers Have Their Own NDAs!

Silver Lining, Day 770

Ten More Oscar-nominated films (pre-1960) that DIDN'T win Best Picture, remade for the Trump Era:

10. Twelve Angry Tweets

9. The Ten Broken Commandments

8. Ingrate Expectations

7. It's a Wonderful Lie

6. The Greatest Dictator in the History of Dictators

5. The Thin-Skinned Man

4. Yankee Colluder Dandy

3. For Whom the Felon Tolls

2. Grab That Pussy on a Hot Tin Roof

 And

1. Grand Delusion