Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 809

How come we didn't get one of those common side effects warnings when Trump was elected? Had people known they would suffer from hair loss, nausea, and anal leakage, they may have voted for someone else.

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 807

Kirstjen Nielsen is now free to work the ball pit at Fievel's Playland.

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 806

Betsy DeVos managed to successfully pull her head out of her own ass today. She saw her own shadow and plopped it right back in, which means *at least* six more weeks of that outhouse smell in Washington.

Friday, April 5, 2019

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 803

We'll stop talking about Russia, when you stop talking about Benghazi. #OrHerEmails

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 802

No matter what comes out of The Swamp, as long as I have My Love by my side, I will prevail. Here's to 24 years of amazing marriage, and decades more ahead! I love you, Melanie Liss Cohen, always a silver lining to any cloudy day! xoxo


Monday, April 1, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 801

My attorney says I can ignore the Cease & Desist letter from the Trump Organization. I'm the least of their problems!