1. Great Pyramid Scheme of Sleaza-a
2. Hanging Gardens of Babblin' Like an Idiot
3. Temple of Heartlessness at Epheseus
4. Statue of Zeus Hannity at Obsequia
5. Mausoleum at Halicarnasshats
6. Colossus of Toadies
7. Blighthouse of Alexpanderia
Sunday, August 16, 2020
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Thursday, August 13, 2020
Silver Lining, Day 1301
When Trump and Pence are out, they can star in the remakes of the following cop buddy films (thanks John Beck for the inspiration):
10. 21 Trump Street
9. Mar-a-Lago Vice
8. Man-splaining Day
7. Last Redaction Hero
6. Sad Boys (or, if you prefer, Bad Goys)
5. 48 Hours of Testimony/Another 48 Hous of Testimony
4. Rush's Last Hour
3. Stop or Mike's Wife Will Shoot!
2. No Can Tango and Cashless
and
1. Stomach-Turner & Douche
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Silver Lining, Day 1300
Conspiracy Theory - Donald was replaced in the first 100 days by a sophisticated chicken in a robot. Pence has said nothing because he likes his robot chicken eggs, over easy.
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
Silver Lining, Day 1299
The Earth just reversed its axis for a few seconds as Donald's head spun around wildly trying to figure out how many different ways he can mispronounce Kamala's name.
Monday, August 10, 2020
Silver Lining, Day 1298
Quality Control flagged yesterday's silver lining (Trump's head on Mt.Rushmore is like a MAGA hat on the Mona Lisa) as falling below standards. Writer acknowledges he was just "phoning it in before bedtime" and offered these alternatives.....
Putting Trump's head on Mt. Rushmore is like putting....
7. Robot Arms on the Venus De Milo
6. A French tickler on Michaelangelo's David
5. A keytar solo in the middle of Stairway to Heaven
4. An "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt on the Statue of Liberty
3. Mickey Mouse ears on the Sydney Opera House
2. A World Series ring on a Houston Astro
Or
1. A "Free Hugs" pin on The Donald.
Sunday, August 9, 2020
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