Saturday, September 30, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 254

The White House gift shop just went live with on online registry. So now, if we all chip in, we can buy Donald that sense of human decency he so desperately needs.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 253

It's a good thing that Donald is not Jewish. The concept of atoning for one's sins would likely make his head explode. And no one should have to clean up that mess.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 252

When you are on Wall Street deciding whether to approach someone about their tattoo and, after seeing them take a picture of the Trump Building while flipping the bird, assume it's a good sign. And, after introducing yourself, learn that they are a tourist from England.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 251

Tattoosday just passed four million page views. That's four million more than the number of people who illegally voted for Hillary in the 2016 election!

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 250

Repeal scrapped yet again. Government, if you're looking for something productive to do, how about helping our fellow citizens in Puerto Rico? They desperately need Federal help!

Monday, September 25, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017