Silver Lining, Day 436

Trump family seder was a huge disappointment when they opened the door for the prophet and Elijah Wood showed up.

Silver Lining, Day 435

Trump smeared lamb's blood on the White House door to keep Steve Bannon away. Happy Passover!

Silver Lining, Day 434

People are saying that Kellyanne Conway is really a demon sent to guard Donald and keep him safe because, if anything happened to him, he would try to take over and run Hell like his businesses. Satan is like, "Keep him on earth where he can't ruin a bad thing by accidentally making it better." I don't know if this true or not but, you know, PEOPLE are saying it and all I know is what I read on the internet.

Silver Lining, Day 433

Our trivia team may have lost tonight but we still have a higher approval rating than the schmuck at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Silver Lining, Day 432

Trump using his own money to laser off the tattooed names of his cabinet members from his arm. Praying Sarah Huckabee Sanders never leaves him because she has three names and he used a really big gothic font.

Silver Lining, Day 431

When Sessions has to tell Donald that "Better Call Saul" isn't a real person and, if he was, even he wouldn't defend him.

Silver Lining, Day 430

Trump had Hope Hicks, Rex Tillerson, Gary Cohn and H.R. McMaster in his Final Four brackets, so he has no chance of winning the White House March Madness pool.