Silver Lining, Day 679

With November ending, Donald will stop talking about how great a success the mid-term elections were for the Republican party.

Silver Lining, Day 678

Trump changing permanent address to Mara Lago so he can still vote when (if) he gets out of prison.

Silver Lining, Day 677

Donald's Thanksgiving gas has just abated. White House staffers now able to walk around freely without holding their breath.

Silver Lining, Day 676

I just went to the Hormel Foods website and signed Mitch McConnell up for email updates. What's worse than spam, but spam about SPAM?

Silver Lining, Day 675

Donald has always been confused by the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, so he commissioned someone to print them out for him. He was not happy.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Thought I won in a landslide, but I’m divorced from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies (but not during an eclipse) and see
I'm just a rich boy, I have no empathy
Because I'm greasy scum, greasy soul, opinion high, ratings low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Obama, I just tear-gassed some kids
Sent my soldiers to the south
Pulled my trigger, ran my mouth
Obama, life was so much fun
But then I couldn’t even find Kenya on a globe
Obama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not tweeting again this time tomorrow
Bully on, bully on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends liberals down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind (Melania too)
Obama, ooh, I don't want to die
Everyone wishes I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Press Corps Tango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Mike Pompeio) Mike Pompeio, (Mike Pompeio) Mike Pompeio, Mike Pompeio
Mira Lago No Magnifico
(I'm just a whore, boy, nobody loves me)
He's just a whore, boy, from a racist family
Spare us this nation from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you just fucking go?
Melania! No, she will not let you go
(Let him go) Sarah! She will not let you go
(Let him go) Kellyanne! She will not let you go
(Let him go) Will not let you go
(Let him go) Will not let you go
(Let him go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell)
Mitch McConnell, let him go
Beelzebub has a special place in Hell for thee, for thee, for thee, for thee

So you think you can grab a pussy and spit in my eye?
So you think you can suck up to Putin and leave us to die?
Oh, Donald, can't do this to us, Donald!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta DC!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Facts don’t really matter
Nothing really matters to the
Gee Oh Pee.

Any way the Stormy blows….

Silver Lining, Day 674

When your local paper mourns the election loss of your Trump-loving state senator and you fail to feel "sad."

Silver Lining, Day 673

Trump headed to North Sentinel Island to open a golf course. What could go wrong?