Thursday, February 28, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 769

Ten More Oscar-nominated films (1960-1979) that DIDN'T win Best Picture, remade for the Trump Era:

10. The Trump Towering Inferno of Lies

9. All the President's Men are Indicted

8. Felonies of the Field

7. Cleopatronizing

6. Bound for Gloryholes

5. A Touch of Class War

4. President Dolittle

3. The Lyin' in Winter (And Summer. And Spring. And Fall.)

2. Guess Who's Coming to Prison

 And

1. A Clockwork Orange Traitor

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 768

Ten Oscar-nominated films (1980 - present) that DIDN'T win Best Picture, remade for the Trump Era:

10. American Griper

9. Little Miss Stormy

8. Crouching Liar, Hidden Brain

7. As Good As it Abets

6. No Sense or Sensibility

5. Constitution Burning

4. Children of a Lesser President

3. On Golden Showers

2. Fatal Election

 and

1. Raging Bullshit

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 767

Ten more Best Picture winners remade for the Trump Era:

10. Dances with Russians

9. The Last Emperor Has No Clothes

8. Amadouchebag

7. Slumlord Thousandaire

6. The Bullshit Artist

5. Turdman or (The Expected Picture of Ignorance)

4. Million Tweeter Baby

3. The Silence of the Scams

2. No Brain Man

 And

1. Argo Fuck Yourself

Monday, February 25, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 766

Ten Best Picture winners remade for the Trump era:

10. One Flew Over the Covfefe's Nest

9. Gone with the Mind

8. Mutiny on the Constitution

7. Grand Hotel in Foreclosure

6. An American Embarrassment

5. The Bridge on the River Lie

4. A Man for All Treasons

3. Vladimir!

2. Chariots of Liar

 And

1. Terms of Impeachment

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Saturday, February 23, 2019

Friday, February 22, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 763

Just wait, Roger Stone, this gag order is nothing. Wait til you get to prison!