Silver Lining, Day 1014

Donald dressed up for Halloween as a President with a Conscience. He had to change after Mitch McConnell shit himself in fear, and you can still hear Lindsay Graham's banshee wail up and down the Eastern seaboard.

Silver Lining, Day 1013

Trump is so cocky, he already booked the following "cover" bands for his 2021 inaugural ball..... 

Impeaches & Herb

Errorsmith

The Boors

Donald in Chains

Styble Gynyus

Nine Inch Fails

Lindsey Graham Parsons Project

The Four Flops

Numbskullica

The Tyrds

And

Buffoon 5

Silver Lining, Day 1012

The Swamp is like, "Ugh, get this disgusting thing out of me already!"

Silver Lining, Day 1011

A lot of foul balls at the ballgame last night. #SackTrumpsSack

Silver Lining, Day 1010

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had dirt on Hunter Biden AND Hillary's emails. #TooSoon

Silver Lining, Day 1009

As far as we know, unlike Rudy Giuliani, Donald hasn't butt-dialed anyone lately. If he has, I would love to see how he pins it on Obama, Hillary's emails, and/or the failing New York Times.

Silver Lining, Day 1008

For every Silver Lining, there's someone driving one of these. At least it's red so you can see it coming!