Silver Lining, Day 1257

Ten Other Things That Cause Mark and Patricia McCloskey to come frantically running out of their houses, barefoot, waving guns around: 

10. Ice Cream Truck serving more than just vanilla. 

9. Gardeners aiming to trim those lilies. 

8. Mail carriers with Joe Biden campaign envelopes. 

7. The foul stench of human decency. 

6. Door-to-door Mask Peddlers 

5. Black Cats 

4. Chief Justice John Roberts jogging by singing "Who Let the Laws Out, Who, Who, Who?!!?!" 

3. Dog Whistles 

2. A Mariachi Band playing The Battle Hymn of the Republic

 and 

1. A bare-chested Mike Pence riding a Golden Unicorn

Silver Lining, Day 1256

Moaning about masks and confederate statues makes about as much sense as complaining about your car stereo while ignoring the fact the engine keeps bursting into flames. #BountyGate #BenghaziButBigger

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Silver Lining, Day 1253

If Donald was a breakfast burrito, he'd be a mouthful of chorizo and bullshit. #sethfastburritos

Silver Lining, Day 1252

It's not surprising that this presidency will be defined by a virus. It is, however, a bit of a shock that it's not a sexually-transmitted one.

Silver LIning, Day 1251

The weirdest thing happened in Arizona yesterday. Shortly after Trump signed a section of the border wall, it bounced.