Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1349

Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass," reimagined for Donny: 

Because you know I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base... base... base... base 

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no patriot 
But I can fake it, fake it, like I'm supposed to do 
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the lackeys chase 
And all the right debt in all the right places 

I see the NY Times workin' that grammar shop 
We know that news ain't real, come on now, make it stop 
If you got Confederate flags, just raise 'em up 
'Cause every inch of you is racist from the bottom to the top 

Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your lies" 
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 
She says, "McConnell like a little more booty to hold at night" 
(That booty, uh, that booty booty) 
You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base... Hey! 

I'm bringing Putin back 
Go 'head and tell them patriotic bitches that 
No, I'm just playing, I know you think I’m fat 
But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of me is owned by Russia from the bottom to the top 

Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your lies" 
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 
She says, "Lindsay Graham like a little more booty to hold at night" 
You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base, not country 
I'm all about that base 
'Bout that base... 

Yeah yeah... ohh... You know you like this base... Hey...

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1348

Debate drinking game. Drink every time #BrokeDonnie lies. It starts in 13 hours and I'm already blitzed.

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1345

When you use Urban Dictionary to vet your half-baked attempts at humor.



Friday, September 25, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1344

If you're a fan of shit sandwiches, 2020 has been a veritable Smörgåsbord.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1343

Donnie really likes that WAP song by Cardi B. It really grabbed his attention.