Silver Lining, Day 1397

Ten Other Things Donald Trump Has "Won"... 

10. Vivid Video's "Customer of the Year" 

9. Ugliest Baby in Queens, 1946 

8. Ugliest Baby in Washington, D.C., 2017-2020 

7. Russian Sex Worker's "Golden Tourist" Award 

6. "Grabber of the Year," Cat Fancy Magazine, 2008. 

5. Most Valuable Player, COVID-19 U.S. Open 

4. Spray Tan Hall of Fame, Political Wing 

3. Sexiest Man Alive, Very Fine People's Almanac 

2. Public Enemy Number One, Truth and Science Weekly 

and 

1. Best in Shit Show