Silver Lining, Day 162

Humor me. If Trump had a lower back tattoo, what would it be?

Credit: Tontsa (@tony.tat2) Instagram

Silver Lining, Day 161

Thanks Donald, you keep exceeding my abysmally low expectations of you and your ability to act like a grown-up.

Silver Lining, Day 160

Trump plan to fix the New York City subways: let Congress run it, have Fox News say it's the greatest mass transit system in the universe, and all reports of delays, signal problems and derailments will be dismissed as "fake news."

Silver Lining, Day 159

Spotted on Broad Street.

Silver Lining, Day 158

In a Harry Potter world, would Trump be Slytherin? Or would he just be in Azkaban? We may never know, but Kellyanne Conway is definitely a Dementor. #StillRememberingBowlingGreen

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Silver Lining, Day 156

I saw two Trump lookalikes in Times Square today. I wish tourists would stop feeding them!

Silver Lining, Day 155

Silver Lining, Day 154

Donald Trump is the fidget spinner of world leaders. He's cheap, he is making a few people very rich, people either love him or hate him, he's a symptom of a society gone wrong, he's a master of distraction, etc. And if I never see a fidget spinner again, I'll be super happy. Disclaimer: if this silver lining makes you mad, it's more likely that you love your fidget spinner more than the president.

Silver Lining, Day 153

When you have more faith and hope in 325 kids graduating in Staten Island than you do in the entire federal government. Congrats to the Class of 2017 at Staten Island Tech!

Silver Lining, Day 152

There's a new Nickelback album. This would normally nauseate me, but the current administration has increased my level of what I am able to tolerate in this crazy world.

Silver Lining, Day 151

Now that Julius Caesar has ended its run at the Delacorte Theater, angry conservatives can focus on more pressing issues, like the opioid epidemic and the threat from Russia in our domestic affairs. #Priorities #ArtIsNotTheEnemy

Silver Lining, Day 150

Happy my father doesn't use twitter to announce that he is part of a witch hunt. Happy Father's Day, Leon Cohen!

Silver Lining, Day 149

Mermaids and Pirates!

Silver Lining, Day 148

Thanksgiving Turkeys pardoned by Obama from 2009-2016 have been granted political asylum in Canada, so there's at least one thing that Trump can't undo.

Silver Lining, Day 147

Vladimir Putin is having the best year ever. It can only go downhill for him, right? RIGHT?!?!

Silver Lining, Day 146 (reprise)

Not a fan of Silver Linings? I'm convinced Trump used his birthday wish to get a bird to shit on me. Joy to all!

Silver Lining, Day 146

Thankful for the Capitol Police and first responders in Alexandria, Virginia, whose actions saved lives.

Silver Lining, Day 145

Tomorrow is Trump's birthday. Consider honoring him with a donation, in his name, to Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, or another worthy organization.

Silver Lining, Day 144

Saw Julius Caesar at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park on Friday. The production isn't perfect and, sure, Caesar is portrayed with Trumpy similarities, but the experience, as a whole, was exhilarating. It is art. It is theater that is thought-provoking. The fact that Delta Airlines and Bank of America pulled their sponsorship due to pressure from conservative media and Don Jr, is sad and disappointing. Duh, Caesar dies, but it is hardly an endorsement of violence - quite the opposite. I encourage people to see it and regard it with an open heart and open mind.

Silver Lining, Day 143

I discovered the secret to Trump's Greatness!

Silver Lining, Day 142

Kids not allowed on South Lawn, so no risk of Trump coming out in his bathrobe and yelling at them to get off.

Silver Lining, Day 141

Trump blamed a selfie stick for an unflattering picture. Hopefully this will mean an Executive Order banning selfie sticks. #NotTrueButIWishItWas

Silver Lining, Day 140

I finally found out what happened to my lost debit card. Someone jammed it in John McCain's brain. Will someone please get him to a doctor so they can extract it and he can start making sense again?

Silver Lining, Day 139

Jury Duty today means I will unlikely be called in the future to serve as a juror in a case in which the last name of the defendant is Trump.

Silver Lining, Day 138

I had concocted a post in which I took the news story from the Cincinatti Zoo last year, when a child fell into the gorilla enclosure, and replaced all references to Harambe with Donald Trump. It was going to be a funny whimsical piece, but then I scrapped it when I realized it was disrespectful to the memory of Harambe.

Silver Lining, Day 137

A day without a silver lining is like a president without a soul.

Silver Lining, Day 136

'Trump' Toilet Paper Unrolling in Mexico 

via Yahoo News 

Antonio Battaglia, a corporate lawyer and businessman, is introducing "Trump" brand toilet paper in Mexico later this year. 

Full story here.

Silver Lining, Day 135

At Citi Field last night, after the Mets lost, the fans were all blaming manager Terry Collins, not Obama.

Silver Lining, Day 134

Just two days after being infected, my Covfefe has cleared up completely!

Silver lining, Day 133

He just shortened the timeline for Mar-a-Lago to go under water. #DickMove #ThanksForNothingAsshole