Silver Lining, Day 890

Making Surveys Great Again.

Silver Lining, Day 889

Ten Other Things Trump Joked about with Putin... 

10. "Don't send dick pics to Melania, President."

9. "Don't send me any more Golden Shower videos, President."

8. "Stop texting 'U up?' to Ivanka at 3a.m., President."

7. "Stop sending me Game of Thrones fan fiction, President."

6. "Stop farting when I'm around, President. No one buys you blaming me."

5. "Stop watching Handmaid's Tale like it's porn, President." 

4. "Stop listening to Kanye, President."

3. "Stop binging the Real Housewives of Vladivostok, President."

2. "Stop manufacturing cages for our border children, President."

 And

1. "Stop pulling my strings, Puppet Master."

Silver Lining, Day 888

We see the number 888, Donald sees three sets of lopsided boobs.

Silver Lining, Day 887

Who says Trump hasn't created jobs? He has to have hired at least two or three translators to explain what the democratic candidates are saying, in English, since they are using compound sentences, weird "proper" grammar, and all of those fancy words.

Silver Lining, Day 886

Just landed at JFK. Relieved to see it hasn't been renamed DJT.

Silver Lining, Day 885

In honor of Cephalopod Week, the president will suck eight times as much as normal.

Silver Lining, Day 884

To all my classmates and others who, this weekend, thanked me at the Occidental College Alumni Weekend party for my efforts. I was humbled that so many of you took the time to express your appreciation of these silver linings. You are all my silver linings, thank you for being there this weekend and inspiring me with your love and kind words. This is what keeps me going in an insane world. IO TRIUMPHE!

Silver Lining, Day 883

Donald revealed to be secret Flock of Seagulls fan. Every time he gets asked about the Middle East, he is heard mumbling, "Iran, Iran so far away.....".

Silver Lining, Day 881

When in L.A., discovered where Kellyanne Conway has been moonlighting.

Silver Lining, Day 880

Ladies and Gentlemen, Donald's next press secretary!

At Pier Burger, Santa Monica CA

Silver Lining, Day 879

Trump looks like an asshole from the West Coast too. And his ass looks bigger.

Silver Lining, Day 878

Donald had to return his Father's Day gift from Ivanka. It didn't come in XS. (Thanks John Avelluto for the photo)

Silver Lining, Day 876

Spotted on the High Line....

Silver Lining, Day 875

At Donald's birthday celebration, Truth jumped out of his birthday cake. Not recognizing it, he clubbed it to death with a nine iron.

#JohnMcCainDay

Silver Lining, Day 874

Trump is running out of liars.

Silver Lining, Day 873

Ten more gaming apps for the new version of iPhone for Trump fans.....

10. Dishonour of Kings

9. Bimbo

8. Real Racist

7. Fortnitwit

6. Tiny Hand Bubbles

5. SuperPAC Man

4. Assininecraft

3. Grand Theft Autocrat

2. Russian Plants vs. MAGA Zombies

 And

1. Moronic the Hedgehog

Silver Lining, Day 872

New version of iPhone for Trump supporters comes with the following pre-loaded games.....

10. Angry Turds

9.Truth Ninja

8. Democracy Dash

7. Marriage Escape Room

6. Toon Cabinet

5. Pokemon Go Fuckyourself

4. Obstruction with Friends

3. Treason Run

2. Double Mitch MAGA

 And

1. Solitaire Up the Constitution

Silver Lining, Day 871

This was much funnier earlier this evening, but then I forgot to write it down.

Silver Lining, Day 870

Trump woke up screaming from a nightmare this morning. He was a Human Paper Towel Roll being tossed around 5th Avenue at the Puerto Rican Day parade. #IfOnly

Silver Lining, Day 868

Don't let the name fool you. They have the best Covfefe in South Brooklyn!

Silver Lining, Day 867

Donald disappointed to learn Omaha Beach is not one of those "fancy French topless beaches."

Silver Lining, Day 866

Donald went to a London strip club and ordered bangers and mash. He was severely disappointed.

Silver Lining, Day 865

Q: What else did the Queen see when she had Melania over for tea?

A: A Big Spotted Dick

Silver Lining, Day 864

A new case of Mad Cow Disease reported in London today.

Silver Lining, Day 863

On this national day of prayer for Donald Trump, I pray that his end-stage syphillis takes him slowly.

Silver Lining, Day 862

Donald dropped his phone in the toilet. Thankfully, his dentist was available to retrieve it.