Silver Lining, Day 193

Tattoosday is celebrating ten years. Scaramucci served ten days before being ousted. We won't have the Mooch to kick around anymore, but Tattoosday lives on! #BlatantSelfPromotion #Tattoosday10

Silver Lining, Day 192

Ballast Point tap takeover at your local watering hole with a visiting brother helps me forget who the president is, just for a moment.

Silver Lining, Day 191

Trumpy finally found something that doesn't leak.

Silver Lining, Day 190

Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and John McCain.

Silver Lining, Day 189

At some point he has to go on vacation, right?

Silver Lining, Day 188

I'm now outsourcing silver linings.

Silver Lining, Day 187

Yesterday's Silver Lining was deemed too sensitive and was redacted by the N.S.A. Facebook removed all traces of the post and the few of you who saw it had your homes infiltrated and your memories wiped. A foreign power may have assisted. This breach of protocol was enabled by the Clintons and Obamas and I have been strongly cautioned by government operatives to "be careful" with what I say lest I disparage Dear Leader. This Silver Lining was sponsored by Long John Silver's for less than obvious reasons.

Silver Lining, Day 185

I just belched really loudly and said, "Pardon me." It takes so little to feel presidential these days!

Silver Lining, Day 184

Trump stepped in dog shit on South Lawn. Blamed Bo and sent tomahawks to Lisbon. See, this is what fake news looks like.

Silver Lining, Day 183

I picked the wrong time to get a Sean Spicer tattoo.

Silver Lining, Day 182

With O.J. getting out in October, Donald will have a great backup pick for any unforeseen cabinet vacancies.

Silver Lining, Day 181

Our trivia team name tonight is Ann Coultergeist.

Silver Lining, Day 180 (Part 2)

On the bright side, apparently he can talk to bulldozers.

Silver Lining, Day 180

Marveling at the inability of a "Republican" president with a Republican-controlled Congress to get what he wants and then his blaming the Democrats for obstruction (thanks to eight years of McConnell's shining example) when all he needs is 50 of 52 from his "own" party to agree. Instead of improving a flawed "solution," maybe get off of Twitter and do some actual work. (Snicker.)

Silver Lining, Day 179

Attending a taping of the Daily Show is a great antidote to the toxic cloud seeping outwards from the undrained swamp.

Silver Lining, Day 178

Thankful that our president is less Cersei Lannister and more Viserys Targaryen.

Silver Lining, Day 177

Product o' the Week:

"With his signature hairline and menacing eyes."

Get it here:

Silver Lining, Day 176

An international incident was avoided earlier in Paris this morning when Melania informed Donald that Bastille was NOT a famous French stripper.

Silver Lining, Day 175

25 more silver linings, and I can make a quilt!

Silver Lining, Day 174

McDonald's changing slogan from "I'm Loving It" to "Thanks, but no thanks, Comrade."

Silver Lining, Day 173

Take me to your leader....

Silver Lining, Day 172

So much for creating jobs....

Silver Lining, Day 171

Thank you, Argentina. Thank you, Australia. Thank you, Brazil. Thank you, Canada. Thank you, China. Thank you, France. Thank you, Germany. Thank you, India. Thank you, Indonesia. Thank you, Italy. Thank you, Japan. Thank you, Mexico. Thank you, Russia. Thank you, Saudi Arabia. Thank you, South Africa. Thank you, South Korea. Thank you, Turkey. Thank you, United Kingdom. Thank you, European Union.

Silver Lining, Day 170

Product o' the Week:

Link here.

Silver Lining, Day 169

The other teams in my league are happy that Donald is not making my fantasy baseball team great again.

Silver Lining, Day 168

The fact that I just googled "Polish First Lady." Thank you, Agata Komhauser-Duda, for the smile.

Silver Lining, Day 167

Still relishing this birthday gift from The New York Post:

Silver Lining, Day 166

Happy Birthday, America. I love you, warts and all.

Silver Lining, Day 165

When you're surrounded by amazing friends and family on a landmark birthday, you don't have much time to think about much other than all the love you are receiving.

Silver Lining, Day 164

I thought nothing could be more annoying than people clipping their nails on the subway. Apparently, being "Modern Day Presidential" is even more so.

Silver Lining, Day 163

If aliens invade Earth, and meet Donald, maybe they'll feel sorry for us and let us live in their zoos, as opposed to annihilating us outright.