Silver Lining, Day 1106

Dear GOP..... your leader should be able to outperform a detergent. #justsayin

Silver Lining, Day 1105

This silver lining was on a card and John Roberts refused to read it, so if you really want to hear it, go to Rand Paul's house and shake it out of that devious little dickhead.

Silver Lining, Day 1104

Good news Orange Poopsicle! Throw 30 million rubles to Vlad to interfere in the 2020 election - according to Dershoshitz, it's in the public interest to get you reelected, so not impeachable! Best day ever!

Silver Lining, Day 1103

If we're going to betray the Constitution, we might as well change our tune.....

My Senate, 'tis of Thee
Den of Hypocrisy
Of thee I sing.
House where Trump's lawyers lied
Place where credibility died
Let's call it "Democracide"
And make him King.

Our Constitution, gee
Orange Man is raping thee
Thy name is mud.
We loved thy balances and checks
You've been through many wrecks
But Mitch's got you by the neck
And drinks your blood.

Let Don do what he pleases
And line his pockets, geezus!
While our America cries
Let the Senate stay awake
Let Ken Starr prevaricate
Let them all masturbate
While Democracy dies.

Our country, 'tis of Thee
Dying of hypocrisy
While we make Trump King
My country, rest in peace
Truth falls down on its knees
I weep for the end of thee
And the new dynasty
Of Trumps as kings.

Of thee I sing.

Silver Lining, Day 1102

There's blood in the water. But all that matters is whether there is courage in the Senate.

Purple and Gold Lining, Day 1101

Sometimes tragedy unifies us in our collective sense of loss and our overwhelming appreciation of a great athlete's contribution to the world of sports, and beyond. And, for a moment, we stop focusing on what divides us, and mourn together as a nation.

Silver Lining, Day 1100

Wishing all who celebrate, a Happy Year of the Rat! Not to be confused with those of who are embarking on our fourth consecutive Year of the Rat Bastard.

Silver Lining, Day 1099

White House staff installing reminder signs for Donnie...

Silver Lining, Day 1098

Dumb Donald thinks Wuhan Coronavirus is a rapper from Staten Island.

Silver Lining, Day 1097

Donald Trump is the Roadkill President.

Silver Lining, Day 1096

I want to live to be 100 years old so I can get a cake with Mitch McConnell's face on it and watch that fucker burn with the heat of a century's worth of candles.

Silver Lining, Day 1095

Silver Lining, Day 1094

Spotted in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn:

Silver Lining, Day 1093

How many Trump supporters showed up for the Impeachment March? I heard it was Yuuuge!

Silver Lining, Day 1092

In the spirit of recycling...

Silver Lining, Day 1091

"Do I dare to be impeached?" 
 - The Love Song of J. Donald Trumpsuck

Silver Lining, Day 1090

Silver Lining, Day 1089

I have now officially spent more time on Silver Linings than Donald Trump has spent on foreign policy. Go ahead. Prove I'm wrong.

Silver Lining, Day 1088

The Houston Astros.... champions for the Trump era. (Donald still blames Obama for the White Sox in 1919).

Silver Lining, Day 1087

Silver Lining, Day 1086

Happy National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day! Fortunately for Vladimir, Donald can't get him from here. And Mitch is protected because he's so far up the presidential keister. #WithFriendsLikeTheseWhoNeedsAConstitution

Silver Lining, Day 1085

I'd say I can't wait to see what the history books say about this jackass, but I'm sure Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham will have all of them burned.

Silver Lining, Day 1084

I have a hard time believing that a man who considered Gary Busey as a potential apprentice also has the wherewithal to command, with dignity, the brave men and women in the United States armed forces.

Silver Lining, Day 1083

Good news, Donald, this one's not about you! (Kinda)

The GOP's favorite sex act is McConnellingus.

Coincidentally, Putin's too!

Silver Lining, Day 1082

In honor of National Soup Month, here's what's on the menu this January at the White House....

White Supremacist Bean Soup

Some of My Best Friends are Black Bean Soup

Russian Hooker Split Pee Soup

Cheeseburder Soup

Lentily Deranged Soup

Cheddar Face Soup

I Cheated on My Wife So I Can Have Another Wedding Soup

Albondingus Soup

Chowderhead Soup

Imitation Mobster Bisque

Chicken and Trumpling Soup

Cream of Broccoleap Before You Look Soup

Asshole Posole

Heartless Trump Steak Soup

Cream of Mushroom Phallus Soup

 And

Split ImPEAchment Soup

Silver Lining, Day 1081

I mean, Trump thinks the Hustler Club is a cultural site, so everything's relative, right?

Silver Lining, Day 1080

Dear Hollywood Foreign Press... please give Donald a Golden Globe so you can strip him of it later.

Silver Lining, Day 1079

I'll admit it, I kinda miss that sarcastic "Thanks Obama" from Barack haters.

Silver Lining, Day 1078 (B)

New word for the new year....hypofuckincritical.

Silver Lining, Day 1078 (A)

Making metal lyrics more relevant. "We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies." (Iron Maiden, "Two Minutes to Midnight").

Silver Lining, Day 1077

Donald's New Year Resolutions....

1. Be a better father

2. Be a better husband

3. Be a better President

4. Be a better role model

5. Be a better human

6. Remind myself, resolutions are for suckers. Approval rating at an all-time high. Best economy in the history of the universe! STDs in remission. Change nothing! Keep on Truckin!

Silver Lining, Day 1076