Silver Lining, Day 1349

Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass," reimagined for Donny: 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... base... base... base 

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no patriot 

But I can fake it, fake it, like I'm supposed to do 

'Cause I got that boom boom that all the lackeys chase 

And all the right debt in all the right places 

I see the NY Times workin' that grammar shop 

We know that news ain't real, come on now, make it stop 

If you got Confederate flags, just raise 'em up 

'Cause every inch of you is racist from the bottom to the top 

Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your lies" 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

She says, "McConnell like a little more booty to hold at night" 

(That booty, uh, that booty booty) 

You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... Hey! 

I'm bringing Putin back 

Go 'head and tell them patriotic bitches that 

No, I'm just playing, I know you think I’m fat 

But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of me is owned by Russia from the bottom to the top 

Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your lies" 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

She says, "Lindsay Graham like a little more booty to hold at night" 

You know I won't be no sense making thinking pol 

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop) 

So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along 

Because you know I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base, not country 

I'm all about that base 

'Bout that base... 

Yeah yeah... ohh... You know you like this base... Hey...

Silver Lining, Day 1348

Debate drinking game. Drink every time #BrokeDonnie lies. It starts in 13 hours and I'm already blitzed.

Silver Lining, Day 1347

That's the ugliest $70K toupee in town.

Silver Lining, Day 1346

Amazing businessman spotted in Bay Ridge......

Silver Lining, Day 1345

When you use Urban Dictionary to vet your half-baked attempts at humor.

Silver Lining, Day 1344

If you're a fan of shit sandwiches, 2020 has been a veritable Smörgåsbord.

Silver Lining, Day 1343

Donnie really likes that WAP song by Cardi B. It really grabbed his attention.

Silver Lining, Day 1342

Sprained my brain trying to wrap my head around how Republicans were more furious about 3 dead Americans in Benghazi than they are about 200,000 (and counting) COVID-19 fatalities.

Silver Lining, Day 1340

If you believe that #MoscowMitch isn't a lying deplorable hypocrite, then you probably believe the Baha Men really care who let the dogs out.

Silver Lining, Day 1337

No matter what went wrong at your wedding, it's unlikely people remember it as a Superspreader Event.

Silver Lining, Day 1334

Science says a steady diet of prevarication and narcissistic involuntary manslaughter is generally bad for your health.

Silver Lining, Day 1333

If Donald loses, some smug conservative asshole is going to do 1300-plus Biden silver linings.

Silver Lining, Day 1332

The Donald Trump of the Animal Kingdom

Silver Lining, Day 1330

Worth repeating. #neverforget

Silver Lining, Day 1328

If you're reading this, great news! Donald didn't kill you with his negligence!

Silver Lining, Day 1326

When I channel Trump on the bicycle. Suck it, Danny!

Silver Lining, Day 1324

Neighborhood heroes.

Silver Lining, Day 1323

Newly-discovered elements, pending addition to the periodic table: Fr - Fraudium In - Insultogen Im - Impeachium Lb - Low Barium

Silver Lining, Day 1322

More renamed elements on the Peirodic Table in honor of the least science-y president, ever! 

1 H - Hydrogenetic Mutation 

30 Zn - Zinc the Constitution 

49 In - Indium Putinspocket 

61 Pm - Promethium Brokennium 

72 Hf - Hafwitnium 

82 Pb - (Failure to) Lead 

85 At - Asshatatine 

89 Ac - Actinium's OwnBestInterestsOnlyum 

95 Am - (NotGoodFor) Americium 

 and 

2 He - Heliumerica, He's Not

Silver Lining, Day 1321

Scientistists have renamed some of the elements on the Peirodic Table in deference to the Flaming Ball of Gases that is Donald Trump. Here are some, expect more in future days. 

10 Ne - Neon-azi 

12 Mg - MAGAnauseum 

14 Si - Silicon-artist 

19 K - Potassholeium 

21 Sc - Scandalium 

28 Ni - Nickelback 

54 Xe - Xenophobion 

55 Cs - CeaseAndDesistium 

115 Mc - Moscovium in our Electionium 

102 No - Nobelium Not for Himium 

To Be Continued.....

Silver Lining, Day 1320

Ten Clint Eastwood movies reformatted for the Trump era.... 

10. The Racist Narcissistic Assholes of Madison County 

9. Pale Derider 

8. High Plains Grifter 

7. Magnum Farce 

6. Every Which Way But Truth 

5. Klan Torino 

4. Million Dollar Crybaby 

3. Pay Misty for Me 

2. A Fistful of Rubles 

 And 

1. The Ugly, The Ugly and The Ugly