Silver Lining, Day 224

They're moving a dorm at Shayna's college. Who wants to pool resources and help me move the White House when Donny is out of town, just to piss him off?

Silver Lining, Day 223

On a boat with Fishbone! "UGLY" dedicated to "the turd eater in the White House."

Silver Lining, Day 222

Fortunately, no one is blaming Harvey Fierstein.

Silver Lining, Day 221

Hang in there, Houston. You're all in our thoughts and prayers!

Silver Lining, Day 220

Trump to pardon Harvey, because the hurricane was "just doing his job."

Silver Lining, Day 219

Silvery Strings! Your source of silver linings since 1978!

Silver Lining, Day 218

Wishing everyone in Harvey's path safety and no serious damage as they weather the storm. Fortunately, all the hot air in Washington won't make things worse.

Silver Lining, Day 217

With Bannon gone, POTUS has no one to pin his farts on. Or, if you prefer a more mature silver lining: "With Bannon gone, POTUS has no one to pin his racism on."

Silver Lining, Day 216

Trump unable to reanimate corpse of Osama bin Laden. So, Obama gets to keep credit for that, at least.

Silver Lining, Day 215

Chances of Donald winning Powerball jackpot are infinitesimally small. Like his hands.

Silver Lining, Day 214

Trump looked at Eclipse. Pronounced it "Sad!" For once, I agree.

Silver Lining, Day 213

Trump could strangle a bald eagle with his bare hands on the South Lawn, and his supporters would still love him. So, 1248 more silver linings!

Silver Lining, Day 212

CNN reporting that looking directly at the solar eclipse can damage your eyes. What will those fake news charlatans think of next!? Donald, feel free to prove them wrong!

Silver Lining, Day 211

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

Silver Lining, Day 210

As a fan of irony, I love the fact that people protesting the removal of a confederate statue, through their own words and actions of hatred and violence, have raised public consciousness and accelerated the removal of many of these symbols in our country.

Silver Lining, Day 209

The compassionate-sounding Trump of Monday was really just an escapee from the set of HBO's Westworld.

Silver Lining, Day 208

My dream of having a room in my home illuminated solely by tiki torches is over.

Silver Lining, Day 207

One kid is winding up her 21st birthday in London, one kid has a date with Stephen Colbert, Anthony Scaramucci, Bob Odenkirk and Liam Gallagher (Melanie along for the ride), and I have a date with a beer.

Silver Lining, Day 206

Clouds don't have silver linings "on many sides." On the other side of the cloud over our nation is the dark, evil, hatred that has no place in a modern, civilized, society. When Ted Cruz comes off as more genuine than you, Donald, it's time to take a real stand and sacrifice the loyalty of the hate-mongers and racists that helped elect you.

Silver Lining, Day 205

White Nationalists can be terrorists too! Hooray for progress! #HowFarWeHaveCome

Silver Lining, Day 204

Even the Donald can't make me feel bad for Mitch McConnell.

Silver Lining, Day 203

Once again, the Daily News lends me some glorious perspective.

Silver Lining, Day 202

I pray he was confused and talking about Game of Thrones, not North Korea. "...With fire and fury like the world has never seen...".

Silver Lining, Day 201

On a rare, serious note, folks. A daily visit to the Fox News website is a great way to calibrate your world view. It can be frustrating and mind-boggling, yet I have found that doing so helps me understand why so many folks are loyal to (or merely tolerant of) the President and buy into/lend credence to his "Fake News" complaints. Listen, every media outlet is going to have an underlying editorial lean. You choose the news that you want to believe.

Silver Lining, Day 200

To commemorate 200 days in office, Trump is giving every American a free blender. The bad news: they're coal-powered.

Silver Lining, Day 199

If silver linings were bottles of beer, we'd all be drunk.

Silver Lining, Day 198

After only one day on vacation in New Jersey, Trump has called Philadelphians "a bunch of losers," prompting Pennsylvania to mobilize troops on its eastern border. There are further reports that a rowdy scrum of Phillies fans also test-fired a bunch of those NERF rockets in an open act of aggression.

Silver Lining, Day 197

Trump going on vacation. White House being renovated while he's away. They have to change all the locks in case Flynn, Spicer, Priebus or Scaramucci made keys. Also, finally getting around to child-proofing.

Silver Lining, Day 196

Alien invasion thwarted by Donald after he convinces high commander Zorp from planet Querk-221 that, as overlords, they'd have to pay for the wall on the Mexican border. #BestPresidentintheUniverse

Silver Lining, Day 195

Thankful that the wave of liberal violence spawned by The Public's production of Julius Caesar has finally subsided.

Silver Lining, Day 194

Disappointed that Congress couldn't step up and swap for Justin Trudeau before the trade deadline yesterday.