Silver Lining, Day 254

The White House gift shop just went live with on online registry. So now, if we all chip in, we can buy Donald that sense of human decency he so desperately needs.

Silver Lining, Day 253

It's a good thing that Donald is not Jewish. The concept of atoning for one's sins would likely make his head explode. And no one should have to clean up that mess.

Silver Lining, Day 252

When you are on Wall Street deciding whether to approach someone about their tattoo and, after seeing them take a picture of the Trump Building while flipping the bird, assume it's a good sign. And, after introducing yourself, learn that they are a tourist from England.

Silver Lining, Day 251

Tattoosday just passed four million page views. That's four million more than the number of people who illegally voted for Hillary in the 2016 election!

Silver Lining, Day 250

Repeal scrapped yet again. Government, if you're looking for something productive to do, how about helping our fellow citizens in Puerto Rico? They desperately need Federal help!

Silver Lining, Day 249

Sometimes I leave sarcasm to the professionals.

Silver Lining, Day 248

Tomorrow Trump takes on the Roller Derby.... such nasty women!

Silver Lining, Day 247

When you read the quotes of the president's speech and your wife says, "That's from the Onion, right?" And you say, "No. ESPN."

Just a sample...

"Trump went on to say referees are "ruining the game" by calling 15-yard penalties for "beautiful" tackles. He also said that NFL ratings are down "massively, massively," because people prefer watching him."

Silver Lining, Day 246

When it's 5 minutes to midnight and all you can think is that there is wisdom in the description "a mentally deranged U.S. dotard."

Silver Lining, Day 245

Having a Jewish son-in-law means he no longer makes "Blowing the Chauffeur" jokes.

Silver Lining, Day 244

Happy 5778! May our government find more wisdom in the new year!

Silver Lining, Day 243

At least he didn't take off his shoe and bang it on the lectern.

Silver Lining, Day 242

Once again, the New York City tabloids for the win!

Silver Lining, Day 241

Honory Emmy for Donald "The Apprentice" mysteriously stolen from backstage. Sarah Huckabee Sanders claims that was his plan all along.

Silver Lining, Day 240

Brain-eating zombies overran the White House .... and starved.

Silver Lining, Day 239

Via Geek Culture

Silver Lining, Day 238

Silver Lining, Day 237

I feel for you, Senator Cruz. I once accidentally liked Trump's Facebook page and I felt dirty, too. But I'm guessing in a much different way.

Silver Lining, Day 236

Trump raising money for the Wall by renting out the Lincoln Bedroom. He's even advertising in my neighborhood in Brooklyn!

Silver Lining, Day 235

Silver Lining, Day 234

I'm playing Fantasy Football against Donald and he was too busy betraying the G.O.P. cutting a deal with Pelosi and Schumer, he forgot to bench his Dolphins and Buccaneers.

Silver Lining, Day 233

This is not a Silver Lining in my pants. I'm just happy to see you.

Silver Lining, Day 232

Rush Limbaugh off the air for a couple of days, so, silver lining! Stay safe Floridians!

Silver Lining, Day 231

Now we all can have a presidential breakfast!

Silver Lining, Day 230

Trump learns he has no authority over the World Meteorological Organization, so we don't have to worry about Hurricanes Barack, Rosie O'Donnell, and Private Email Server.

Silver Lining, Day 229

He's unlikely to go to Mar-a-Lago to play golf this weekend.

Silver Lining, Day 228

William and Kate are having another baby. You can have as many babies as you want, you crazy Brits. Ours is still the biggest!

Silver Lining, Day 227

Explorer Amerigo Vespucci was not a nice guy. Doesn't The United States of Lebowski just roll off the tongue?

Silver Lining, Day 226

Rumor that Donald is the new mascot for the Syracuse Orange is fake news. Although it's easy to see why someone might think so.

Silver Lining, Day 225

Make America Great Again hats are very helpful. They help New Yorkers know who to give "alternative directions."