Silver Lining, Day 769

Ten More Oscar-nominated films (1960-1979) that DIDN'T win Best Picture, remade for the Trump Era:

10. The Trump Towering Inferno of Lies

9. All the President's Men are Indicted

8. Felonies of the Field

7. Cleopatronizing

6. Bound for Gloryholes

5. A Touch of Class War

4. President Dolittle

3. The Lyin' in Winter (And Summer. And Spring. And Fall.)

2. Guess Who's Coming to Prison

 And

1. A Clockwork Orange Traitor

Silver Lining, Day 768

Ten Oscar-nominated films (1980 - present) that DIDN'T win Best Picture, remade for the Trump Era:

10. American Griper

9. Little Miss Stormy

8. Crouching Liar, Hidden Brain

7. As Good As it Abets

6. No Sense or Sensibility

5. Constitution Burning

4. Children of a Lesser President

3. On Golden Showers

2. Fatal Election

 and

1. Raging Bullshit

Silver Lining, Day 767

Ten more Best Picture winners remade for the Trump Era:

10. Dances with Russians

9. The Last Emperor Has No Clothes

8. Amadouchebag

7. Slumlord Thousandaire

6. The Bullshit Artist

5. Turdman or (The Expected Picture of Ignorance)

4. Million Tweeter Baby

3. The Silence of the Scams

2. No Brain Man

 And

1. Argo Fuck Yourself

Silver Lining, Day 766

Ten Best Picture winners remade for the Trump era:

10. One Flew Over the Covfefe's Nest

9. Gone with the Mind

8. Mutiny on the Constitution

7. Grand Hotel in Foreclosure

6. An American Embarrassment

5. The Bridge on the River Lie

4. A Man for All Treasons

3. Vladimir!

2. Chariots of Liar

 And

1. Terms of Impeachment

Silver Lining, Day 765

Prediction - Donald wins the White House Oscar pool. #NoCollusion

Silver Lining, Day 764

What, they couldn't find a picture with The Donald?

Silver Lining, Day 763

Just wait, Roger Stone, this gag order is nothing. Wait til you get to prison!

Silver Lining, Day 762

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao fakes her orgasms.

Silver Lining, Day 761

Secret recordings reveal the Trump family lullaby:

Can you hear them?
They talk about us
Telling truths we call lies
Well, that's no surprise

Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no sex appeal
No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our indictments are sealed

There's a weapon
That we must use
In our defense
Fake News reveals

When you look at them
Look right through them
That's when they'll disappear
That's when we'll be feared

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our indictments are sealed

Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our indictments are sealed

Hush, my darlings
Don't you cry
Quiet, angel
Fox News spins our lies

Can you hear them?
They talk about us
Telling truths we call lies
Well, that's no surprise

Can you see them?
See them on CNN
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say
In the America we have created today
Our indictments are sealed

Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our indictments are sealed
Our indictments are sealed
Our indictments are sealed

Silver Lining, Day 760

Eleven Defunct and Dying Magazines given new life by the Trump media empire:

11. SPY in the West Wing

10. Popular Histrionics

9. Dynamite-y Poor Excuse for a Human Being

8. Hollywood Deporter

7. Soldier of Misfortune

6. Science Denier Digest

5. U.S. Fake News and World Report

4. Cat Grabber Fancy

3. Ebony-o Nazi

2. Shit Parader

 And

1. National Buffoon

Silver Lining, Day 759

Distractions make for easy Silver Linings:

Silver Lining, Day 758

A dozen R.E.M. songs re-recorded for the Trump era:

12. Wall on Me

11. Bad (Hair) Day

10. Orange Crushing Our Rights

9. Talk About the Treason

8. The Lie-Spewer Sleeps Tonight

7. Everybody Blurts

6. Try Not to Tweet

5. It's the End of the Presidency as We Know It (and Vlad Feels Fine)

4. Stuporman

3. The One I Love to Hate

2. Finest Jerksong

 and

1. What's the Felony, Meuller?

Silver Lining, Day 757

Two anagrams for "Donald Trump Emergency" are "Pence Madmen Turd Glory" and, even better, "Pence Rammed Dong Truly."

Silver Lining, Day 756

Trump thinks he can declare an emergency to get a stupid wall because his "I have a national emergency in my pants" line worked so well on Stormy Daniels.

Silver Lining, Day 755

Eleven love songs re-recorded for the Trump Era:

11. I Will Always Loathe You

10. Friday, I'm Impeached

9. Hooked on Deceiving

8. In Your Lies

7. Fifty Ways to Collude with Russia

6. I Want You to Taunt Me

5. Unchained Hillary

4. I'll Never Vote this Way Again

3. Subpoenas Keep Falling on My Head

2. Keep on Trolling You

 And

1. When a Man Loves a Putin



Happy Valentine's Day!

Silver Lining, Day 754

With Lyndon LaRouche gone, Donald has something to aspire to.

Silver Lining, Day 752

Secret Service Jedi Mind Trick - "These are not the hemorrhoids you are looking for."

Silver Lining, Day 751

Donald pays homage to the Grammy Awards by setting up a Tinder account under his new Secret Service handle, Areola Grande.

Silver Lining, Day 750

Again, sometimes the NYC tabloids fill in for me just fine.

Silver Lining, Day 749

When you realize, in the age of Trump, a bird shitting on you is less upsetting that hearing the President speak.

Silver Lining, Day 747

It could have been worse. He could have delivered the address à la Adam Levine in the Super Bowl halftime show.

Silver Lining, Day 746

Donald working with his team on tonight's State of the Union address.

Silver Lining, Day 745

Donald is free bread sticks. But nothing is ever really free, is it?

Silver Lining, Day 744, part 2

Donald is the Corn Syrup President.

Silver Lining, Day 744, part 1

No Joe Buck!

Silver Lining, Day 743

Donald went outside today and didn't see his shadow, which means there's only six weeks left in his presidency. Oh, and he has fleas.

Silver Lining, Day 742

Whether or not you love or hate Tom Brady, or whether or not you adore or despise the New England Patriots, two things will be certain Monday morning ... 1) Donald will still be president and 2) reminding Patriots fans that they are 0-2 against Eli Manning in the Super Bowl will still be a profound pleasure.