Silver Lining, Day 983

Preach, frog!

Why are there so many
Songs about treason
who's aiding and abetting the other side
Don has a vision
That’s all a perversion
And his hairpiece has nothing to hide
So Fox has reported and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong, wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The Ukraine Connection
The traitors, the cheaters and DT

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning tsar
Somebody bought that
And someone deceived it
And look what it's done to us so far
What's so amazing
That keeps the sheep gazing
What so we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
The Ukraine Connection
The traitors, the cheaters and Donnie

Have you been fast asleep
And have you heard voices,
He’s heard them chanting his name,
Is this the sweet sound that calls
The young racists,
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that he’s supposed to be,

Someday we'll find it
The Ukraine Connection
The traitors, the cheaters and Trump-pee

La lala lie lala lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Silver Lining, Day 982

Silver Lining, Day 981

Styx is renaming their classic album after Donnie and his followers - The Grand Delusion.

Silver Lining, Day 980

Overheard on Wednesday at the Kushner house - "Worst National Daughters Day Ever!!"

Silver Lining, Day 979

I think that Tangerine Shitstain is a great name for a superhero.

Silver Lining, Day 978

If you are to believe him, and this is "the Greatest and most Destructive Witch Hunt of all time," then I put forth, in order to truly qualify for that moniker, somebody's going to have to get burned at the stake. #PresidentialBarbeque

Silver Lining, Day 977

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and __________ and I wouldn't lose any voters."

The original quote was "shoot somebody, but it could be anything, say, "commit treason," or "shit on the Constitution," and gosh darnit, for once we couldn't accuse him of lying.

Silver Lining, Day 975

Remember folks, he's still mad he never won an Emmy.

Silver Lining, Day 973

Who better to complain about a "political hack job" than a political whack job?

Silver Lining, Day 971

Don likes hostage negotiators. It's how he meets all his wives.

Silver Lining, Day 970

If Donald was an Olympic event, he'd be in one of those equestrian categories, whichever one leaves the most horseshit behind.

Silver Lining, Day 968

Scoop! Meet the new Trump National Security Adviser!

Silver Lining, Day 967

The Very Best People, Donald Trump's former cabinet members.....

Silver Lining, Day 966

So I guess the next mass shooting won't get blamed on vaping?

Silver Lining, Day 964

To truly honor the memories of our fallen heroes, we must, as a country, elect better leaders. Nay, better human beings. I'll just leave this here: “40 Wall Street [The Trump Building] actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallest — and then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest. And now it’s the tallest.” --Donald Trump, September 11, 2001.

Silver Lining, Day 963

John Bolton now free to coach the Miami Dolphins. Expect a lot of bombs.

Silver Lining, Day 962

Wet your whistle for this Guns 'n Roses cover....

Spread some Fear 'cause I'm dissin' you
The storm is on its way
Girl, I think about Me every day now
Wasn't a time when I wasn't true
And you lapped up lies with ease
There's no doubt I own all of your souls now

Said, "Dorian, take it slow, and it'll work itself out fine"
All we need is just a little Sharpie
Said "Annex Greenland with a swipe of my pen"
All we need is just a little Sharpie (Sharpie)
Mm, yeah

I sit here in the Oval Office
'Cause I'd rather be alone
Can't handle truth so I'll just smile and lie, dear
I get so tense but Fox & Friends calm me down
You know love there's more to life than weather

Said, "Dorian take it slow Alabama will be fine"
You and I will just use a little Sharpie
Draw an umbrella over Melania and she will turn out dry
You and I've got what it takes to fake it
The lie we'll bake it. The truth won't make it
'Cause I'll just break it

Little Sharpie, mm yeah, mm yeah
Need a little Sharpie, yeah
Ultra fine tip Sharpie, yeah
Some more Sharpies, yeah

I've been walkin' to Staples at night
Sharpies to the left and to the right
(A lot of Sharpies, yeah)
Hard to believe they make so many kinds
Chisel-tipped and neon brights
(Could you some Sharpies, yeah)

And the maps don't change but you know I will try
To draw a Wall that is twenty feet high
With my Sharpies
(Gotta have more Sharpies, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah but I need Blue (All need more Sharpies)
Oh, I need me a highlighter too (All need more Sharpies)
Oh I need Two! (Play with my Sharpies)

Oooh this pen (is all I need)

Silver Lining, Day 961

Dongleberries.

Silver Lining, Day 960

Robert Mugabe's passing means Don is inching further up the list.

Silver Lining, Day 959

Disappointed that registration was full for the D.C. Tough Mudder and Spartan runs, Donald reluctantly signed up for the Stable Genius Pussy Grabber Trot.

Silver Lining, Day 958

Thankfully, Donald was wrong about another thing..... Alabama spared destruction from the eruption of Vesuvius.

Silver Lining, Day 957

Make America Use Old-Timey Lightbulbs Again.

Silver Lining, Day 956

Trump's fake news at the green grocer.

Silver Lining, Day 955

The irony of someone who has never worked an *honest* day in his life, tweeting about Labor Day, and praising American workers. We deserve better.

Silver Lining, Day 954

Q: What did the White House say to the Washington Monument?

 A: Does this look infected?