Silver Lining, Day 1135

I got nothing so I'm going to let my phone's predictive text do the lifting.

Donald Trump is a great name for a return to the Continental Congress of the United states and the left of the year is the most famous little girls in the world.

#itried

Enter your own in the comments below. Someone will have something better for sure.

Silver Lining, Day 1134

I think we're safer in America because the Coronavirus doesn't want to get a Trump Infection.

Silver Lining, Day 1133

Putting Mike Pence in charge of the Coronavirus task force is like putting me in charge of the nudist wine bar at a NASCAR race. It makes absolutely no sense, but I bet more of you would rather see me naked, slinging pinot, than have Penceldick protecting you from a pandemic.

Silver Lining, Day 1132

When you don't spell-check your Facebook posts, and you make the occasional error, you're human. When you're the President of the United States, and you don't spell-check your tweets, and you regularly make errors, you're a fucking idiot.

Silver Lining, Day 1131

Rage Against the Tangerine

Silver Lining, Day 1130

One more scumbag for the Tangerenius to pardon.

Silver Lining, Day 1129

Careful India, Trump has a bad history with places that have a Taj Mahal.

Silver Lining, Day 1127

Judge grants New York City a rare restraining order against anyone named Trump for the month of March.

Silver Lining, Day 1126

Vladimir has one of these in spray-tan orange.

Silver Lining, Day 1125

No offense Trump supporters, there is no shame in being so spectacularly conned by the greatest conman in American history. Before you reply, though, be careful not to sound like someone who has been completely snookered and is lashing out. I'm not mad at you, I don't question your patriotism or consider you a bad person, I just can tell you've been played, even if you're not willing to admit it publicly, or even to yourselves

Silver Lining, Day 1124

Trump to posthumously pardon Jeffrey Dahmer, saying "it's not a crime to have bad taste in men. Just ask, Melania."

Silver Lining, Day 1123

Ask any Russian sex worker, Donald puts the P in Presidents' Day.

Silver Lining, Day 1122

True story....Earlier today, I had run to Staples for some things, and popped into Lockyard to say hi and, perhaps, have a beer. The president was on the television above the bar, at Daytona, doing an interview with Fox Sports. I looked at the offerings and Jack, behind the bar, asked me what I wanted. I didn't feel like a beer anymore and walked out without one. Donald Trump, in his own special way, is hurting small businesses, just by being Donald Trump.

Silver Lining, Day 1121

Today is Susan B. Anthony's 200th birthday. She is one of the founders of the Women's Suffragist Movement or, in the eyes of Donald Trump, maybe a "4."

Silver Lining, Day 1120

Silver Lining, Day 1119

Donald still fuming over the standard poodle winning Best in Show this week. He was pulling for Mitch McCollie.

Silver Lining, Day 1118

Fodder for your nightmares....

Silver Lining, Day 1117

Proof that I've been wrong for 1117 days! Registering as a Trumpublican today to right the wrongs of the Democrats! (Cue Benny Hill theme)

Silver Lining, Day 1116

Donald disappointed that, when he got to Concord, he didn't see a new hamster anywhere!

Silver Lining, Day 1115

Someone in the White House just googled "Can you watch the Oscars from federal prison?"

Silver Lining, Day 1114

Trump angry-sneezed and accidentally fired himself.

Silver Lining, Day 1113

Hell hath no fury like a narcissistic sociopath scorned.

Silver Lining, Day 1112

Ted Nugent just doubled his cigarette order.

Silver Lining, Day 1111, part 2

The Presidential Medal of Freedom is really hard to put on over that white hood.

Silver Lining, Day 1111

At least he won't be able to enjoy his "Medal of Freedom" very long. #TheyGoLowAndIGoLower

Silver Lining, Day 1110

Always impresses me that Donald can deliver the State of the Union address without even a hint of a Russian accent. #putinspuppet

Silver Lining, Day 1109

Imagine if Obama had congratulated the great state of Kansas. We'd still be hearing about it.

Could Donald really be from Kenya?

Silver Lining, Day 1108

Remember, no matter who wins the game, he's still impeached.

Silver Lining, Day 1107

When you try to throw out garbage, and a bunch of cowardly hypocritical pricks won't let you, it just smells worse. But then, that just makes you louder when you complain, and more determined to clean it all up.