Silver Lining, Day 1287

Adding manslaughter to the Donald's rap sheet. #RIPHermanCain #TrumpKills

Silver Lining, Day 1286

Is that a Silver Lining in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Silver Lining, Day 1284

The Detroit Tigers have now won more games this season that Donald Trump has won elections, far exceeding my expectations!

Silver Lining, Day 1283

Donald says now he WON'T throw out first pitch at Yankee game next month so he can focus on the pandemic. Which means, really, he'll be golfing.

Silver Lining, Day 1282

Golf Uck Yourself, Donald.

Silver Lining, Day 1281

Toyota re-branding its Highlander for the MAGA Market. It only comes in red, gets 1 mile per gallon, and is renamed "The Liehandler."

Silver Lining, Day 1280

Even without a peopled stadium, Donald's too scared to throw out the first pitch, because he doesn't want to be heckled by astroturf.

Silver Lining, Day 1279

Donald is a can of generic spaghetti rings. He thinks he is better than Franco-American Spaghettios, but he's just some off-label brand that some people like because they've been tricked into believing they're the "real" thing. #provemewrong

Silver Lining, Day 1278

More like hatriotic.

Silver Lining, Day 1277

Maybe NOW all the ugly hypocrites will cover their venomous wordholes.

Silver Lining, Day 1276

Rage, Rage, against the lying of the shite.

Silver Lining, Day 1275

Mis-quotus the Potus

Silver Lining, Day 1274

Donald was in Georgia recently, no? 

https://www.wkrg.com/news/body-found-by-railroad-tracks-in-georiga-turns-out-to-be-sex-doll/?fbclid=IwAR1U5wygZEVPZ8t8uFmmherDLQ8M-7CXbItkSnG9TvLo5Tj4jz5YhkbKyw4

 (Thanks, Seth for the scoop!)

Silver Lining, Day 1272

And Eleven More Cars rebranded for the Trump Era..... 

11. Dodge Griper 

10. DeSoto-mayor and DeGinsberg - twin engines of awesomeness! 

9. Ford Model A-hole 

8. Honda Prelude to Life as an Exile in Russia 

7. Lincoln Clown Car 

6. Mercedes Benz the Truth 

5. Mini Hands Cooper 

4. Pontiac Grand Wizard Am 

3. Porsche 944 SAT score (combined) 

2. Mitsubishithead 

 And 

1. Yugo Away January 21, 2021

Silver Lining, Day 1271

Eleven More (!) Rebranded Cars for the Trump Era - 

11. Pontiac Grand Ham 

10. Buick LeSabre-Rattler 

9. Hudson Hawk-ing Snake Oil 

8. Messerschmidt-for-Brains 

7. Peugeot Biden 2020! 

6. Putin's Stoogebaker 

5. Grab 'Em by the Volvo 

4. Corvairhead 

3. Chevy Maliboot-licker 

2. Cadillac De Village Idiot 

 And 

1. Ford Fuck Us

Silver Lining, Day 1270

Eleven Rebranded Cars for the Trump Era - 

11. Kia Sold My Soul to Putin 

10. Toyota Scamry

9. Volkswagen Tiguan-na Fuck Everything Up 

8. Honda Failed Civics Lesson 

7. Not Very Smart Car 

6. Teslabotomy 

5. Lamborghini Grab Her by the Countach 

4. Chevrolet Silveradodo 

3. Draft Dodger Overcharger 

2. Subaru De-Forester 

And 

1. Volkswagen Golf During a Pandemic

Silver Lining, Day 1269

When life gives you lemons, vote them out.

Silver Lining, Day 1268

So that's what it feels like when you pass a Stone.

Silver Lining, Day 1267

 

Silver Lining, Day 1266

If you want to remove a confederate statue, just ask Putin to put a bounty on it. Donald won't care. Problem solved.

Silver Lining, Day 1265

Thinking about Kafka....."When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.” 

Let's vote the Monstrous Vermin out in November.

Silver Lining, Day 1264

FUN WITH ANAGRAMS! 

An Anagram for White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is "Name Ye Lying Hack." Or, if you prefer, "Angelic Yak Hymen." Or, if you prefer, "An Inky Gamy Leech." Or, if you prefer, "Kingly Hyena Came."

Silver Lining, Day 1263

Imagine it is November 8, 2016. Aliens have invaded the earth. The Nebulaks from a far-away galaxy have landed and they have blasted the earth with a stun ray that has put all of humanity into a vivid collective dream-wracked coma. We are, one species, collectively having a long, traumatic/orgiastic dream that feels like it is going on for years. Skrublorb, Supreme Leader of the Nebulaks, is monitoring this collective dream, and is horrified to see what a terrible mess we have made in our collective subconscious. He says, "-sh-lZbrf7hsgt" (which can only loosely be translated as "screw it.") They flip the switch and hightail it back to their galaxy. We, as humankind, snap out of our nightmarish fugue state and learn that Hillary Clinton has won the election, keenly aware however, of every excruciating detail of our collective faux-experience. 

Imagine the rage, the wailing, the agony of the Republican party (which drowns out a small, wise sigh of relief from a vocal minority). 

Imagine how great that feels. And go to bed tonight, happy.

Silver Lining, Day 1262

If Donald was a firework he'd be a Putin Candle. #backupsilverlining #theoriginalsilverliningwasntasnice

Silver Lining, Day 1261

The Washington football team should change their name to the Foreskins because their owner is such a schmuck.

Silver Lining, Day 1260

I bet Donald didn't get a Pokémon balloon on His birthday!

Silver Lining, Day 1259

When Vanilla Ice has more sense than the Commander-in-Chief.

Silver Lining, Day 1258

I would rather see him wearing an orange jumpsuit than a mask.