Monday, November 16, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1396

Our president needs to shut the fuck up and maybe try and save some lives. 

This is from just before 9am. TODAY. 

Friends and family, Democrats and Republicans, alike. I implore you to PLEASE contact your elected representatives in Congress and beg them to curb our Orange Julius Caesar!



Sunday, November 15, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1395

On the bike today, I saw a truck with a Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again decal. 

Tears of Irony.

Saturday, November 14, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1394

It really is remarkable how little Donny-boy cares about the United States. His antipathy knows no bounds.

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1391

Apologies to R.E.M. 

Oh, lies are bigger 
Are bigger 
Than you and you are not me 
The lengths that I will go to 
The resistance in your eyes 
Oh no, I've said too much 
I set it up 

That's me on the golf course 
That's me in denial 
Losing my election 
Trying to keep up with Q 
And I don't know if I can do it 
Oh no, I've said too much 
I haven't said enough 

I thought that I saw you laughing 
I thought that I heard you cry 
I think I thought I saw you try 

Every denier 
Of every waking hour 
I'm choosing my suppressions 
Trying to keep an eye on Q 
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool 
Oh no, I've said too much 
I set it up 

Consider this 
Consider this 
The fraud of the century (that’s me) 
Consider this 
The slip that brought me 
To my knees, reality 
What if all these fantasies 
Come crashing to the ground? 
Now I've said too much 

I thought that I filed a lawsuit, or two, or ten 
I thought that I heard Giuliani 
I think I thought I saw you lie 

But that was just a dream 
A deluded traitorous dream 

That's me in the White House 
That's me in the Twitter 
Losing the election 
Trying to fuck it up for you 
And I don't know if I can do it 
Oh no, I've said too much 
I haven't said enough 

I thought that I heard you Joe-lecting 
I thought that I heard Mitch scream 
I think I thought I started to cry 
But that was just a dream 
Try, lie 
Why try? 
This is just a lie, just scream, just scream 
Scream

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1390

You can kiss next year's Nobel Peace Prize goodbye, too, you big orange baby!