Friday, January 27, 2017

Silver Lining, Day 8

The president's surname provides hours of entertainment to people like me who like to play with words.

Case in point, you can use his name to embellish popular curses and avoid the network sensors (kind of like what Eleanor's character on the sitcom "The Good Place" is currently doing with the words "fork" and "shirt").

For example, Trump Off! Go Trump Yourself! Eat Trump and Die! Mothertrumper!

You couldn't do that with Obama, or Reagan, or Clinton, with the same oompf! Bush could have worked, but the soft shhh sound lessens the impact of calling someone a Bushhole. Trumphole is infinitely better.

And to be bi-partisan here, you can also do this if you like the president! Fight the negative with the positive! Why should those of us with clouds and silver linings have all the fun?

For example: Happy Trumpday! Merry Trumpmas! I Trump You! Oh, Baby, I love it when you trump my trump! 

Imagine the possibilities! You can even do it to annoy your friends who are Liberals and like sports teams you hate! Watch them squirm when you say, "Did you see that amazing pass that Trump Brady threw in the Trumper Bowl? That's why the Trumpriots won. That and Bill Trumpichek is one of the trumpiest coaches in football!"

Like, I said, HOURS of entertainment!

And don't think HE won't eat this up, he loves people talking about him. He loves the attention. Just look at him, sitting there, wearing that trump-eating grin!

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