Silver Lining, Day 92

Trump can take credit for adding American jobs! Procter & Gamble is reporting that they had to add 1000 jobs "just to keep up with demand" from the federal government. Apparently, the company recorded record sales yesterday after the White House ordered "a shit-ton of Febreze." When pressed for comment, a P&G spokesperson said, "I don't know what happened over there, but we're very grateful."