Silver Lining, Day 434

People are saying that Kellyanne Conway is really a demon sent to guard Donald and keep him safe because, if anything happened to him, he would try to take over and run Hell like his businesses. Satan is like, "Keep him on earth where he can't ruin a bad thing by accidentally making it better." I don't know if this true or not but, you know, PEOPLE are saying it and all I know is what I read on the internet.