Silver Lining, Day 445

To distract from Stormy Daniels, Donald has renamed these Cabinet Members (snicker) as if they were adult film performers:

10. Ben Wa Balls Carson

9. Robert Milky Wilkie

8. Ryan Kinky Zinkie

7. Sonny Perdue Me

6. Betsy DeVos Deferens

5. Mick Vulvaney

4. Scott Bluitt

3. Linda McMahon OnMahon

2. Steve Carpet Mnuchin

And

1. Rick Perineum