Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Silver Lining, Day 468

EXCLUSIVE! Ten Questions Cut from Bob Mueller's Question List:

10) Does your tanning bed look like a coffin?
9) Do you have any nude photos of Sean Hannity?
8) Why did Hillary cc you on all her missing emails?
7) With all of your money, have you ever thought of buying some common sense?
6) Would you be willing to testify under oath that you just LOVE Bill Cohen's Silver Linings?
5) Fuck, Marry, Kill: Vlad Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Kanye West.
4) Doesn't it speak volumes that even Sarah Palin won't return your calls?
3) How do you sit comfortably with Mitch McConnell's head up your ass?
2) What does covfefe really mean?

And

1) If you answered "no" to question 9, do you want some?

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