Silver Lining, Day 518

Melania has ten other jackets with messages on them. Here they are, in no particular order:

10- "My taste in clothes is better than my taste in men."

9- "My other husband is a Democrat."

8- "My husband won the electoral college and all I got was this lousy jacket."

7- "Hillary! Why did you stop e-mailing me?"

6- "Donald sleeps on the couch."

5- "Fox and Friends - Donald's Viagra."

4- "Fuck vegetables. Eat the poor!"

3- "Don't Grab What You Can't Afford."

2- "I don't like bullies. I just marry them."

And

1- "Covfefe is Slovenian for Tiny Penis."