Monday, September 17, 2018

Silver Lining, Day 605

Kavanaugh feeling the heat? He may want to try one of these deodorants rebranded for the Trump era:

10. Jack Black Pitiful Boss Deodorant

9. Old Vice

8. Calvin Klein Obsession with Hillary

7. Peed Stick

6. Move on Her Like a Bitchum Invisible Roll-On

5. Alt-Right Guard

4. Travel Ban Roll-On

3. Arm & Hammer & Sickle

2. Can't Keep a Secret Clinical Strength

 And

1. Axe Not What Your Country Can Do for You, But What You Can Do for Yourself

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