Silver Lining, Day 679

With November ending, Donald will stop talking about how great a success the mid-term elections were for the Republican party.

Silver Lining, Day 678

Trump changing permanent address to Mara Lago so he can still vote when (if) he gets out of prison.

Silver Lining, Day 677

Donald's Thanksgiving gas has just abated. White House staffers now able to walk around freely without holding their breath.

Silver Lining, Day 676

I just went to the Hormel Foods website and signed Mitch McConnell up for email updates. What's worse than spam, but spam about SPAM?

Silver Lining, Day 675

Donald has always been confused by the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, so he commissioned someone to print them out for him. He was not happy.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Thought I won in a landslide, but I’m divorced from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies (but not during an eclipse) and see
I'm just a rich boy, I have no empathy
Because I'm greasy scum, greasy soul, opinion high, ratings low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Obama, I just tear-gassed some kids
Sent my soldiers to the south
Pulled my trigger, ran my mouth
Obama, life was so much fun
But then I couldn’t even find Kenya on a globe
Obama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not tweeting again this time tomorrow
Bully on, bully on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends liberals down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind (Melania too)
Obama, ooh, I don't want to die
Everyone wishes I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Press Corps Tango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Mike Pompeio) Mike Pompeio, (Mike Pompeio) Mike Pompeio, Mike Pompeio
Mira Lago No Magnifico
(I'm just a whore, boy, nobody loves me)
He's just a whore, boy, from a racist family
Spare us this nation from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you just fucking go?
Melania! No, she will not let you go
(Let him go) Sarah! She will not let you go
(Let him go) Kellyanne! She will not let you go
(Let him go) Will not let you go
(Let him go) Will not let you go
(Let him go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell)
Mitch McConnell, let him go
Beelzebub has a special place in Hell for thee, for thee, for thee, for thee

So you think you can grab a pussy and spit in my eye?
So you think you can suck up to Putin and leave us to die?
Oh, Donald, can't do this to us, Donald!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta DC!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Facts don’t really matter
Nothing really matters to the
Gee Oh Pee.

Any way the Stormy blows….

Silver Lining, Day 674

When your local paper mourns the election loss of your Trump-loving state senator and you fail to feel "sad."

Silver Lining, Day 673

Trump headed to North Sentinel Island to open a golf course. What could go wrong?

Silver Lining, Day 672

This:

Silver Lining, Day 671

Ever the traditionalist, POTUS celebrated Thanksgiving by transmitting smallpox to an indigenous culture.

Silver Lining, Day 670

Trump banned from Facebook after Day 1 of the 10-Day Film Challenge. Apparently the image from "Golden Moscow Rain" violated community standards.

Silver Lining, Day 669

Trump's desire to rename the Smithsonian the CharlesMansonian is universally rejected.

Silver Lining, Day 668

After four days in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, I am happy to be headed home. Everyone here was lovely and I appreciated the southern hospitality, but I missed my NYC peeps and, apparently, some weather. Now, I just need some positive vibes to make my connection in Chicago. Thanks, Mississippi!

Silver Lining, Day 667

What an ashhole.

Silver Lining, Day 666

Lucifer wrote an Op-Ed blaming his falling approval rating on people associating the Trump with the Devil, mischaracterizing the president as evil. "He's not evil," said the Dark Lord, "he's just a stupid dick."

Silver Lining, Day 665

"Pop Goes the Weasel" banned from Washington D.C. schools after Executive Order secretly signed in the Presidential Burrow.

Silver Lining, Day 664

Spending fifteen minutes a Wal-Mart in Hattiesburg, Mississippi explains so many things.

Silver Lining, Day 663

When you are prouder of the French president than the American one.

Silver Lining, Day 662

Eleven Pink Floyd songs repurposed for the Trump era:

11. Eclipse (Oops, I Looked At It!) 1

10. Fat Old Sun (of Fred and Mary Anne)

9. Bring the Boys Back Home (and Ignore Them on Veteran's Day)

8. Don't Believe Me Now

7. Sheep (in Red Hats)

6. Comfortably Dumb

5. Whine on You Crazy Bastard (Parts I-IX)

4. Goodbye Blue Sky (and Clean Water)

3. Pigs in the West Wing

 And

2. Another Prick and His Wall (Part 1)

 And

1. Another Dick on the Mall (Part 2)

Silver Lining, Day 661

Holding my breath.

Silver Lining, Day 660

Thanks to all of our veterans, past and present, who fought for our freedoms, including my right to call Donald Trump a narcissistic feckless waste of humanity whose face hole spews a never-ending onslaught of petty divisive nonsense that is an insult to all Americans, living and dead, throughout history.

Silver Lining, Day 659

If the French can survive two World Wars, they can survive a visit from The Donald.

Silver Lining, Day 658

So Wednesday I left my credit card at Lock Yard. I went in the rain to retrieve it tonight after work and got an unexpected treat... a photo with my newly-elected Congressman Max Rose! #BlueToTheBone #FlippingTheHouse Thanks Max Rose!

Silver Lining, Day 657

Two Hundred and Twenty-five....and counting.....

Silver Lining, Day 656

Ted Cruz winning means Texans are less likely to encounter him shopping in Wal-Mart, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and bunny slippers.

Silver Lining, Day 655

Proudly Blue on Election Day.

Silver Lining, Day 654

Donald Trump is so concerned about unemployment in America, he keeps firing the people that work for him so he can rehire other under-qualified charity chases.

Silver Lining, Day 653

Tragedy narrowly averted today after Donald tried to order troops to Central Park after reports of a large caravan moving through New York City. Cooler heads prevailed.

Silver Lining, Day 652

Feeling more and more like a turkey these days.

 

Silver Lining, Day 651

Follow Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) on Twitter. That is all.

Silver Lining, Day 650

"A Day in the Life," reimagined.....

I read Fake News today, oh boy
About a petty man who could only get laid
If he forked out a lot of cash
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his load with a porn star
He paid her out one hundred thirty thousand K
A crowd of people cheered and raged
They'd seen his face before
Everyone was reminded of a fascist from the last world war....

I saw a film today, oh boy
A Russian prostitute just let it flow
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Knowing he's a crook.
I'd love to vote him out.

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a wig across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I spread hate
Found my coat and grabbed my cat
(A pussy, really)
Made Fox News in seconds flat
Made my way upstairs and had a fit
And Hannity shit and I went into a dream...

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Donald's alibis
And though the holes were hardly small
They refused to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to distract us all
And still he wants his Wall....

Please let's all vote Blue now.....