Silver Lining, Day 650

"A Day in the Life," reimagined.....

I read Fake News today, oh boy
About a petty man who could only get laid
If he forked out a lot of cash
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his load with a porn star
He paid her out one hundred thirty thousand K
A crowd of people cheered and raged
They'd seen his face before
Everyone was reminded of a fascist from the last world war....

I saw a film today, oh boy
A Russian prostitute just let it flow
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Knowing he's a crook.
I'd love to vote him out.

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a wig across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I spread hate
Found my coat and grabbed my cat
(A pussy, really)
Made Fox News in seconds flat
Made my way upstairs and had a fit
And Hannity shit and I went into a dream...

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Donald's alibis
And though the holes were hardly small
They refused to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to distract us all
And still he wants his Wall....

Please let's all vote Blue now.....