Silver Lining, Day 741

Donald's THAT guy who stands in front of the middle of three urinals, legs apart, not a care in the world, whizzing away. And we're all urinal cakes. The good news is, you can't impeach a urinal cake.

Silver Lining, Day 740

Cold weather disproves climate change the same way a complete sentence disproves the incoherent ramblings of a fucking narcissistic idiot.

Silver Lining, Day 739

Donald only uses paper towels in the men's room. He doesn't like anything that blows more hot air than he does. He's also bad for the environment.

Silver Lining, Day 738

Celebrating RBG!

Silver Lining, Day 737

Secret Service considering changing his code name to "Preparation H."

Silver Lining, Day 736

Eleven more Frank Sinatra songs re-recorded for the Trump Administration. Eleven because I repeated one on Day 734....

11. “High Dopes”

10. “Bali Ha’i (is in Kenya)”

9. “Young at Heart (Old in Brain)”

8. “Dumber Wind”

7. “The Covfefe Song”

6. “You’ll Never Wall Alone”

5. “Autumn (in a Federal Penitentiary) in New York”

4. “Goin’ Out of My Head, (Talkin’ Out of My Ass)”

3. “Mitchcraft”

2. “Come Lie with Me”

 And

1. “My Way (is Unconstitutional)”

Silver Lining, Day 735

The real reason Donald doesn't have a dog - every one he has known has bit him, with the exception of the rare cross-bred Bull-Shih Tzu.

Silver Lining, Day 734

Ten Frank Sinatra songs re-recorded for the Trump Administration, part 1 -

10. “Oh, What a Beautiful Porn Star”

9. “Love and Disparage”

8. “Nancy Pelosi, With the Laughing Face”

7. “Strangers on the Right”

6. “Stormy Daniels Weather”

5. “Love and Disparage”

4. “Some Enchanted Administration”

3. “Me and My Shadow Regime”

2. “Three (Michael) Cohens in the Fountain”

 And

1. “That’s Life (in Prison)”

Silver Lining, Day 731

Ten More Proverbs, NOT Updated for the Trump Era:

10. A leopard cannot change its spots

9. A poor workman always blames his tools

8. Birds of a feather flock together

7. Give a man enough rope and he will hang himself

6. Truth is stranger than fiction

5. There's none so deaf as those who will not hear

4. Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas

3. Empty vessels make the most noise

2. A fish always rots from the head down

and

1. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance

Silver Lining, Day 730

Ten Proverbs Updated for the Trump Era...

10. When in a Swamp, act like King of the Swamp Things.

9. The squeaky wheel gets "the very best people."

8. When the going gets tough, the tough get blamed by the feckless dotard.

7. Birds of collusion, flock in unison.

6. The early bird catches the worm, and a check for $130,000 to keep quiet about it.

5. Too many crooks spoil the broth.

4. Не кусай руку, которая тебя кормит.

3. One man's trash is another man's president.

2. You can lead a horse's ass to water, but you can't make him think.

 and

1. Don't count your indictments before they hatch.

Silver Lining, Day 729

Freedom of Expression

Silver Lining, Day 728

Where Putin gets his puppets.

Silver Lining, Day 727

Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump deserve each other. A mad scientist in a secret lab tried to create a monster using both of their DNA. Fortunately, all that he created was a flatulent tangerine with two assholes.

Silver Lining, Day 725

Trump paints White House gold. Claims recent snowstorm was a Pelosi Plot to hide him from his followers.

Silver Lining, Day 723

Donald getting in on this whole 2008/2018 photo thing:

Silver Lining, Day 722

If Trump is a government employee, shouldn't his mouth be shut down too?

Silver Lining, Day 721

Good thing we elected a master negotiator...

Silver Lining, Day 719

Marie Kondo visited the White House and said, "There is no joy here. Just assholes."

Silver Lining, Day 718

Networks recommend wearing 3D glasses for Trump's speech tonight so you can watch his nose grow with every bold-faced lie.

Silver Lining, Day 717

I misheard the news that Trump wants to undress the nation.

Silver Lining, Day 716

The president of Mexico just bought a Pink Floyd album on eBay. So, technically, Mexico already paid for The Wall.

Silver Lining, Day 715

I'll give credit where credit is due, Donald Trump's abhorrent personality has deterred any large extinction-causing meteors from visiting earth.

Silver Lining, Day 713

Starting a GoFundMe to buy Donnie and Mike a Groupon for tandem bungee-jumping.

Silver Lining, Day 712

One of Donald's new year's resolutions - learn to fly broomstick!

Silver Lining, Day 711

711 introducing Trump Slurpee® - guaranteed no brain freeze because, well, it requires a brain to freeze.