Ten Proverbs Updated for the Trump Era...
10. When in a Swamp, act like King of the Swamp Things.
9. The squeaky wheel gets "the very best people."
8. When the going gets tough, the tough get blamed by the feckless dotard.
7. Birds of collusion, flock in unison.
6. The early bird catches the worm, and a check for $130,000 to keep quiet about it.
5. Too many crooks spoil the broth.
4. Не кусай руку, которая тебя кормит.
3. One man's trash is another man's president.
2. You can lead a horse's ass to water, but you can't make him think.
and
1. Don't count your indictments before they hatch.
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