Silver Lining, Day 825

Donald does Depeche Mode....

Very Fine People can be racist, you see?
So why does the mainstream media so despise me?

So we're different shades of orange
And we're different creeds
And Very Fine People have different needs
It's obvious we hate you
It's why I'm singing this song
I never liked a person
Who would tell me I'm wrong.

I have tiny hands
And a mushroom glans
I love my Twitter fans
And Julian Assange

Very Fine People can be Racists, you see?
So why do all the Democrats so despise me?

Help me understand

Now you're claiming I colluded
I'm Obstructor-in-Chief
Just try and impeach this electoral thief
I've never been honest
I say truth barely exists
Watch alternative facts
Become deplorable myths

I have tiny hands
And a mushroom glans
I love my Twitter fans
And my Fox and friends

Help me understand

Very Fine People can be Racists you see?
So why does half the country think I'm such a big creep?

So Mueller's little "report"
Saw the light of day
And my toadie Barr
Made it go away
My sly fox friends
Say it exonerated me
Even tho it didn't
But who you gonna believe?
The Bullshit-Artist-in-Chief
Or some schmucks on TV?

Help me understand
What's really wrong with the Klan?
If they so adore me, how bad can they be?
Watch out for AOC
And that crazy Bernie!

Putin understands
He loves my tiny hands
And my mushroom glans
And Julian Assange
And my Twitter fans

Why don't you understand?
We're Americans......