Updated state mottos for the week ending May 17, 2019-
Alabama: Audemus jura nostra defendere, translated as "We dare to defend our rights." This is now Biggus Albus Dickus Audemus jura nostra defendere, or "We dare to defend the rights of our big white dicks."
Georgia: "Wisdom, Justice and Moderation" has been changed to "Jism, Injustice, and Extremist Tomfuckery."
Ohio: "With God, all things are possible." Added an asterisk with the note "Applies to men only."
And Missouri, the Show Me No Mercy State, the Latin for "The Welfare of the People is the Highest Law," has been updated to mean "The Welfare of the Hypocrites is the Highest Law."
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