Silver Lining, Day 889

Ten Other Things Trump Joked about with Putin... 

10. "Don't send dick pics to Melania, President."

9. "Don't send me any more Golden Shower videos, President."

8. "Stop texting 'U up?' to Ivanka at 3a.m., President."

7. "Stop sending me Game of Thrones fan fiction, President."

6. "Stop farting when I'm around, President. No one buys you blaming me."

5. "Stop watching Handmaid's Tale like it's porn, President." 

4. "Stop listening to Kanye, President."

3. "Stop binging the Real Housewives of Vladivostok, President."

2. "Stop manufacturing cages for our border children, President."

 And

1. "Stop pulling my strings, Puppet Master."