Silver Lining, Day 922

Donald was that kid who pooped his pants in the 4th grade, and then got the custodian fired.

Silver Lining, Day 921

Ignore Trump. Impeach #MoscowMitch!

Silver Lining, Day 920

Was going to rename all of the Trump golf courses, but couldn't figure out how to get the asshole emoji to dot the i's in "international."

Silver Lining, Day 919

The rats only want to live closer to their king.

Silver Lining, Day 918

Mexico is paying for all of Trump's golf outings, too.

Silver Lining, Day 917

Richard Nixon, looking up from Hell, is wondering if he would have reconsidered resigning, if only he had been fortunate enough to have had a pack of spineless ingratiating hypocritical congressmen in the Republican party excusing his malodorous behavior in office. Also hoping he gets a room with Mitch McConnell, so he can torture him for all eternity. #blessthismess

Silver Lining, Day 916

Donald very disappointed in Moby Dick. 

For obvious reasons.

Silver Lining, Day 915

Plans for remake of The Parent Trap starring Boris Johnson and Donald Trump scrapped after Donald refuses to speak in British accent, saying he only knows English.

Silver Lining, Day 914

Boris Johnson in the UK. Or as they spell it over there, Donalde Troump.

Silver Lining, Day 913

It's National Rat Catcher's Day. Or, in the Trump White House, Monday.

Silver Lining, Day 912

In honor of National Ice Cream Day, Ben & Jerry's released a new flavor, Tangerine Turd. Half the country thinks it's the best thing they ever tasted. The other half tastes the shit, no matter how much tangerine you cram in there.

Silver Lining, Day 911

Rudy Giuliani walked around tumescent all day.

Silver Lining, Day 910

Remixed for the Donald....

Yeah, I'm gonna give my vote to that Orange Toad
I'm gonna lap up his lies 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna give my vote to the Xenophobe
Gonna deny he's a Racist 'til I can't no more

I got the Russians in the hack
Horeshit is attached
Heart is matte black
Got the soul that's black to match
Ridin' on an Ass, ha
You can whip your Mitch
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that turtle bitch, now

Can't nobody catch me truthin'
You can't catch me truthin'
Can't nobody catch me truthin'
My lies are word pollution

Ridin' on a Traitor
Venom in my bladder
Cheated on my country
You can go and ask her
My life's a horror movie
Bullshittin' grabbin' pussies
Russian hat from Gucci
Vlad is up my booty

Can't nobody catch me truthin'
You can't catch me truthin'
Can't nobody catch me truthin'
My lies are word pollution

I'm gonna give my vote to the xenophobe
I'm gonna lap up his lies 'til I can't no more
Yeah, I'm gonna give my vote to that racist toad
I'm gonna watch Fox News 'til I can't no more

Silver Lining, Day 909

"President" Trump took a huge shit yesterday and Republicans crawled all over themselves to praise the Great Defecator for his commitment to recycling and what he referred to as his "Brown New Deal."

Silver Lining, Day 908

When Mitch McConnell tried the aging app...

Silver Lining, Day 907

Aerosmith, reimagined for our current times....

Workin' for the rich like a con man (Whoa)
Praisin' White Supremacy (Whoa, yeah)
He's bettin' on the lies he's tossin' (Whoa)
Fox News Fantasy (Whoa, yeah)
But where are we gonna look?
They tell us the Truth is blind
I really need a prez who's not a crook
He really should be doin' time!

Trump is a Racist Traitor
Putin it up while bringin' us down
Trump is a Racist Traitor
Tweetin' up like a puppet clown

Mitch's in the elevator (Whoa)
Treason on the second floor (Whoa, yeah)
He said 'can I blow you later (Whoa)
And enable you just a little more?' (Whoa, yeah)
I kinda hope they get stuck
And never get out alive
He said, "I'll let you obstruct
That justice, Donnie
And you can grab my wife'

Trump is a Racist Traitor
Putin it up while bringin' us down
Trump is a Racist Traitor
Tweetin' up like a puppet clown
Traitor, in his lair
Donnie one more term just won't be fair
Trump is a Racist Traitor
Cagin' up kids when he's golfin' now

Gonna be a Russian puppet (Whoa)
Gonna be a bad American (Whoa yeah)
Gonna be a Racist Leader (Whoa)
And have me a Right-wing love affair (Whoa yeah)
Gotta get my tweets alt-right (Whoa)
I'm gonna prove I'm a racist ass (Whoa yeah)
I'll drive us back to the 18th century, honey (Whoa)
Y'all can kiss my tangerine ass (Whoa yeah)

Trump is a Racist Traitor
Putin it up while bringin' us down
Trump is a Racist Traitor
Tweetin' up like a puppet clown

Will they care, will they care
GOP, read between the lines now, they don't care

Trump is a Racist Traitor
Trump is a Racist Traitor
Selling us out like a puppet clown
Down is up and up is down

Trump is a Racist Traitor
We're all screwed until he goes down.....

Silver Lining, Day 906

In celebration of Prime Day, Donald publicly proclaims Melania is a "7" and Ivanka is a "15." #RacistsCantDoMath

Silver Lining, Day 905

ICE raid family of immigrant hobgoblins living in Trump's hair. Sets them free after determining they have suffered enough.

Silver Lining, Day 904

Donald picks up endorsement from Massengill.

Silver Lining, Day 903

The Stones, re-imagined:

I was born in a racist house in Queens
And I scammed my way into every woman’s jeans
But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

I was raised by a heartless, slumlord schmuck,
I got bone spurs and Wharton, just my luck
But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

I was elected, with a little help from Vlad
I obstructed, or tried too, oops! My bad!
yeah yeah
I am a deluded, narcissist who’s touched in the head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was renowned as a scumbag millionaire
a tangerine with an insane head of “hair”
I Tweet and Rage, but my supporters do not care
Hypocrites without an ounce of Truth to spare

But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

Trumpin' Jackass, I’m an orange ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a whiny ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a racist ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a Narciss-asst
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m up Putin’s ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m the greatest ass, ass, ass!

Silver Lining, Day 902

Van Halen's conflicted remake....

I get up to tweet, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I grabbed a pussy in town
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You gotta bankroll those judges and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the voting machine
I’m just the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well dump
(Trump)
Might as well dump Trump
Go ahead an' be a chump (Trump) Go ahead and dump

Ow oh, hey you
Who said that?
Vladdy, how you been?
You say you da, da, nyet, nyet
You won't know until orange man wins

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the voting machine
I’m just the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well take a dump
(Dump)
On the Bill of Rights
Might as well dump (dump)

Go ahead and dump
Trump
Might as well evict Trump (chump)

Go ahead and bump
Get it in, dump Trump
Go ahead and dump
Trump

Silver Lining, Day 901

Spotted today in Bay Ridge....

Silver Lining, Day 899

So, I thought I could get $2 from Facebook for a birthday fundraiser and that maybe a *couple* other people would chip in. I am humbled that, in just a few days, I raised $686 from friends, family and acquaintances. If this inspires you, the good news is that you can still contribute. Imagine how much your contribution would piss off Pence, Kavanaugh and Donald. Not to mention that this fine organization is under attack and needs all the help it can get from us.

Silver Lining, Day 898

Donald Trump's favorite John Denver song:

My musket's packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the colonies are callin'
It's early morn
The carriage is waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Off to fight George Washington
Oh babe, I hate to go

There's so many times they’ve let us down
Wasted tea and snubbed the Crown
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Ev'ry place I go, I'll think of you
Ev'ry song I sing, I'll sing for you
When I come back, I'll bring your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Off to fight in my red coat again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time
Let me kiss you
Then close your eyes
I'll be off to the colonies
Dream about the days to come
When they will be loyal to the throne
About the times, I won't have to say

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Off to fight Lafayette and Hamilton
Oh babe, I hate to go

But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Silver Lining, Day 897

Donald still not sure where he parked his Conestoga wagon.

Silver Lining, Day 896

Trump achieves another milestone - getting a snack named after him and his administration!

Silver Lining, Day 895

Thanks to the Continental Army for defending LaGuardia Airport from Genghis Khan and his army of Aztec wiffle bat manufacturers.

Silver Lining, Day 894

Thanks, Donald, for not starting a war on my birthday! Also, mushroom penis rhymes with stable genius. #justsayin

Silver Lining, Day 893

Way back on Day 601, I shared top 10 Journey remakes for the Trump Era, including "Don't Stop Deceivin' " As luck would have it, the lyrics just fell in my lap:

Just an orange louse
Livin in a big White House
He took the racist train
Going Anywhere

Just a Shit-for-Brains
Born and raised in Southern Queens
He took the country right
Into Putin's lair

A liar in a golden room
A smell of hooker pee and cheap perfume
For a dollar he can fool the Right
And make them oh so wrong and on and on and on

Derangers waiting
Up and down the internet
Trolls are
searching in the night

Felons, gropers
Living just to line their vaults
Appeasing extremists on the Right

Working on hard to avoid his bills
Got less votes than that wife of Bill's
Putin takes a roll of the dice
Just one more
Country

They will win, we will lose
Some were born to trash the Jews
Oh, the hate crimes rise and rise
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop deceivin
Hold on to that hateful feelin
Racists, very fine
People
Ohohohhhhhhhhhh

Don't stop deceivin
Gets all his cues
Out of Fox News
And we all lose
As the lies go on and on and on

Don't stop deceivin
All them fools they just keep believin
Every word that he spews.....

Don't stop, impeach him
Even though Mitch's Bitches
Will just acquit him

He must stop
Behavin
Like a slumlord
To our country, darlin
Teach him
A lesson

Don't stop!
Believe in
Our democracy
And Constitution!

Keep up the fight and
Stop him from more deceivin
In the ni-i-ight!

Don't stop!

Silver Lining, Day 892

Secret K-Pop recording of Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, and Dennis Rodman rhapsodizing, seized by the Galactic Federation as a "crime against the Universe." The stylings of the trio, known as "The Sperm, The Germ and the Worm," will never be heard.