Silver Lining, Day 903

The Stones, re-imagined:

I was born in a racist house in Queens
And I scammed my way into every woman’s jeans
But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

I was raised by a heartless, slumlord schmuck,
I got bone spurs and Wharton, just my luck
But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

I was elected, with a little help from Vlad
I obstructed, or tried too, oops! My bad!
yeah yeah
I am a deluded, narcissist who’s touched in the head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was renowned as a scumbag millionaire
a tangerine with an insane head of “hair”
I Tweet and Rage, but my supporters do not care
Hypocrites without an ounce of Truth to spare

But it's all White now, alternate fact, it's a gas
But it's alt-Right. I'm Trumpin' Jackass
I’m an ass, ass, ass

Trumpin' Jackass, I’m an orange ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a whiny ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a racist ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m a Narciss-asst
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m up Putin’s ass
Trumpin' Jackass, I’m the greatest ass, ass, ass!