Ten Other Things that Trump Wants to Buy That are Just, Simply,
Not for Sale:
10. A brain that doesn't short circuit daily
9. Empathy
8. A t-shirt that reads, "I
went to Copenhagen to buy Greenland, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
7. A good Coldplay album
6. Boris Johnson's gorgeous head
of hair
5. California's 55 electoral
votes
4. A Jared Kushner mask (think
about it)
3. The silence of strong,
determined women in Congress
2. Barack Obama's approval rating
And
1. A soul to replace the one he
sold to Russia
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