Silver Lining, Day 1044

Donald's real ten-year challenge....

Silver Lining, Day 1043

Yesterday I was thankful Donnie left the country. Today I'm pissed he came back.

Silver Lining, Day 1042

Silver Lining, Day 1041

Donald's favorite seafood dish is Squid Pro Quo.

Silver Lining, Day 1040

In honor of Tina Turner's birthday...

You must understand, the thought of his tiny hands
Makes my pulse react
That it makes me so ill he's deceiving the world
Hypocrites attract
It's physical
Pathological
You can't even ignore that it means more than that oooo

What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
What's Trump but an inconvenient notion
What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
Who needs the truth when the facts are so broken

It may seem to you that I'm acting repulsed
When you're close to me
If I look a bit bemused I heard on Fox News
You're a deity
Who's to blame for it
There's a phrase that fits
But whatever the treason
He's giving America the shits ooo

What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
What's Trump but treasonous self-promotion
What's a Lie got to to do, got to do with it
Who needs the facts when Hannity has spoken

I've been taking on a misdirection
But I have to say
I've been thinking about the Constitution
It scares me to see it trashed this way oh oh oh

What's Truth got to do, got to do with it
What's Truth but a Lindsay Graham aberration
What's Truth got to do, got to do with it
Who needs the Truth when facts are verboten

What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
What's Trump but a tweeting orange deviation
What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a vote when an election can be stolen

What's Truth got to do, got to do with it
What's Truth but a bleeding noble notion
What's Trump got to do, got to do with it
Who needs the Truth when our country is broken

(What's Truth)

Silver Lining, Day 1039

Trump not pardoning a turkey this year because he's already given Erdoğan enough.

Silver Lining, Day 1038

If you could put all of the President's lies in a Piñata, you'd have an even bigger ass than the one in the Oval Office.

Silver Lining, Day 1037

Recently, Leon Cohen noticed my day count was off. On Thursday, I posted it was day 1044, but it was really day 1035. So we haven't suffered as long as we thought we had. #ItsTheSmallThings #LikeHisHands #AndHisBrain

Silver Lining, Day 1035

This photo I took in 2007 in Coney Island perfectly encapsulates the current Republican leadership. They're basically walking around aimlessly supporting a huge useless dick.

Silver Lining, Day 1034

New Offerings from the Trump Brewpub! Impeachment Specials!

Devin Nunes Barley Whine

This strong ale tastes a lot like sour grapes, but it is classified as a beer, due to its gnarly barley notes. Popular among suck-ups and sycophants, this brew will make you feel taller and more infatuated with the sound of your own voice. Disclaimer: too much of this may make you want to sue a fake cow on Twitter.

Sondland Session IPA

This basic brew doesn't pack the punch of your stronger IPAs, but it will certainly make you sit up and take notice. Has the unique trait of instilling a knowledge of Latin upon its imbiber, like "Quid Pro Quo" and "Et tu, Trumpe?"

Giuliani Bitter

Once revered as a stand-up brew, this amber pale ale will destroy your reputation, cause you to blabber incoherently, force you to butt-dial the media, and give you a strange aversion to garlic and sunlight. Too many of these beers will drive a stake through your shrinking heart.

Hypocri-saison

This carbonated, fruity and seasoned quaff will have you scratching your head and wondering, if a Democrat had done this, would we still need foreign oil? The answer, of course, is no, as we would be able to power the nation on the self-righteous rage of Republicans for at least a generation. It tastes okay, but then again, that's only if Fox News tells you it does, right?

Silver Lining, Day 1033

I've got to hand it to Devin Nunes, he really enunciates well for someone with his own head up his ass.

Silver Lining, Day 1032

This is your brain on Trump.

Silver Lining, Day 1031

Holiday Gift Idea... perfect if you want to screw your country.

Silver Lining, Day 1029

White House staff have requested all the mirrors be covered in the building's restrooms because they can hardly stand to look at their own soulless reflections.

Silver Lining, Day 1028

Ten Paul Simon songs repurposed for the Donald...

10. Gracelessland

9. 50 Ways to Deceive Your Country

8. Me and Vladimir Down by the Schoolyard

7. Obstructor and Child Reunion

6. Still Crazy After All These Jeers

5. The Man-boy in the Bubble

4. Betrayed in the Evening

3. One-Trick Phony

2. You Can Call Me Aliar

 And

1. Quid Pro Quodachrome

Silver Lining, Day 1027

Colin Kaepernick has not withheld any foreign aid from other countries in an attempt to get dirt on Tom Brady.

Silver Lining, Day 1026

You're not allowed to claim veteran status if you survive a witch hunt.

Silver Lining, Day 1025

Thank you Veterans and those still serving. My wish for you all is a commander-in-chief truly worthy of your service and sacrifice.

Silver Lining, Day 1024

NYC street art.....

Silver Lining, Day 1023

Holiday Shopping Idea for the person who likes a big ass.

Silver Lining, Day 1022

Iceland keeps telling Canada to stop farting.

Silver Lining, Day 1021

Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump are cautionary tales. Gold lead paint on cribs is a bad idea.

Silver Lining, Day 1020

We need some serious Dramamine.... the country is Hypocrisy-sick.

Silver Lining, Day 1019

This bodega cat would be a better president than our current embarrassment. He is bilingual, doesn't disrupt sporting events, doesn't waste his time tweeting out bullshit conspiracy theories, doesn't rely on foreign powers to find mice for him, and he is so cool, it hurts.

Silver Lining, Day 1018

Donald doesn't discriminate. Not only is he divorced from his first two wives, he is also divorced from reality.

Silver Lining, Day 1016

Alligators all over the Sunshine State are rushing to get their vaccinations now that there are going to be more Trumps running around.

Silver Lining, Day 1015

Donald falsely assumes that Florida doesn't have an extradition treaty with New York.