Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Silver Lining, Day 1048

Belinda Carlisle, re-imagined....

Ooh, Trumpy, do you know what he’s worth?
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
They say in Devin, Trump comes first
We'll all make Devin fight Colin Firth
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth

When the Right falls down
I wait for him and he comes around
And the world's alive with the sound
Of self-righteous hypocrisy

When he walks into the room
My lunch comes up and my bowels move
And the world start spinning with the traitors above
And he lifts me up in a wave of barf

Ooh, he’ll try and sue me for all that I’m worth
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
They say in Nunes, Trump comes first
He kinda looks like an afterbirth

Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
When Don feel alone, he reaches for Dev
And he feels his bloated heart start to rev
When Donnie’s lost he hears his voice
And Trump says he's the sycophantic choice!

In this world we're just beginning
To understand the traitor is unforgiving
Devvie, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, he’ll try and sue me for all that I’m worth
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
He’s suing CNN, and a cow, which is worse?
He enters a room, and sucks out all the mirth

Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
In this world we're understanding
Your bombastic nonsensical grandstanding
Devvie, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, he’ll try and sue us for all that we’re worth
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
He’s putting Trump before country, he’s such a jerk
He gets whiplash whenever Donnie twerks
Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth

Ooh, Devin is the scum of the earth
Thanks, First Amendment, for allowing me this mirth
Ooh, Devin I regret your birth
Ooh, Devin why don't you run away to Perth?
Ooh, Devin, go embrace Trump's girth
Ooh, don't try and sue me for all that I'm worth
Even though you are the scum of the earth

Ooh, Baby, he's the scum of the earth

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