Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Silver Lining, Day 1138

Ten More Ways to Defeat the Coronavirus, the Trump Way.

10. Make sure you sanitize your hands before touching the flagpole while raising your Confederate flag. 

9. Stay away from Melania Trump and Karen Pence.... heaven knows what their filthy-handed husbands have transmitted in their awkward gropings.

8. Make sure you drink a gallon of the Red Kool-Aid, daily.

7. Avoid having unprotected sex with porn stars without first getting a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

6. Pass on the St. Patrick's Day kegger that Brett Kavanaugh is throwing.

5. Shake hands with everyone you see, making sure that Mitch McConnell is included in every other handshake.

4. Drink Bleach, but only if you think it doesn't matter what Donald says or does, as long as your investments are growing.

3. Make sure you wait to vote until the day AFTER the general election in November, to avoid crowds.

2. Avoid FOX News, as there are unconfirmed reports that Sean Hannity is a powerful warlock who can infect people, just with the sound of his voice.

 And

1. Listen carefully to what Donald says. Then do the opposite.

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