Silver Lining, Day 1196

Or, if you love the Donald, find your bleach.

Silver Lining, Day 1195

Donald would wear a mask, but we haven't developed the technology to create one that won't reject his face.

Silver Lining, Day 1194

 

Silver Lining, Day 1193

Don't worry, World, he's just a cold sore.

Silver Lining, Day 1192

We should impeach Trump again, because the first time it happened, the House of Representatives was just being sarcastic.

Silver Lining, Day 1191

Ten Cleaning Products Found in the Trump Janitor Closet..... 

10. So Much Winningdex 

9. Slime-Away 

8. Harm & Scammer Faking Soda 

7. Clorox-in-his-head 

6. Fantasdick-for-Brains 

5. Mr. Clean Magic Fact Eraser 

4. Lysol The Time 

3. Ajax-Ass 

2. Liquid Dumbr 

and 

1. Ty-D-Bolshit Artist.

Silver Lining, Day 1190

10 Other Things You Can Inject That May Cure the Coronavirus (Hey, You Never Know!) 

10 – Tears of Melania 

9 – Industrial Strength Bronzer 

8 – One MAGA hat, shredded and finely blended, with nitroglycerine and a complete lack of empathy. 

7 – A cocktail of fake news and alternate facts 

6 – Vladimir Putin testosterone + Donald Trump Estrogen, a Magical Concoction! 

5 – A mash of hydroxychloroquine and the melted down Presidential Medal of Freedom gifted to Rush Limbaugh 

4- The impossible-to-find tincture of Trumpian humility 

3- Russian hooker urine 

2- Hillary’s emails 

and 

1 – Those pesky articles of impeachment

Silver Lining, Day 1189

Dear COVID-19, you can find Mitch at Russell Senate Office Building, 317, Washington, DC 20510. He's the asshole who looks like a turtle.

Silver Lining, Day 1187

Bold prediction - 2020 Best-Selling Halloween Costume for adults will be Slutty Beekeeper.

Silver Lining, Day 1186

#horriblehaiku

Tangerine proof 

that end-stage syphillis 

beats out Coronavirus.

Silver Lining, Day 1185

Donald Trump, America's inflamed appendix.

Silver Lining, Day 1184

#LiberateTheWhiteHouse

Silver Lining, Day 1183

Donald to spend his weekend on Jacksonville beaches.

Silver Lining, Day 1182

Lots of Trump rallies may just be what Amerca needs right now.

Silver Lining, Day 1181

Trump's new cologne is called Eau What an Asshole.

Silver Lining, Day 1180

Donald also ordered people to stop listening to The Who, just to cover all his bases.

Silver Lining, Day 1179

The Lyin' King.

Silver Lining, Day 1178

Seen on the streets of Brooklyn, thanks Sean J. Perri for finding this on Twitter....

Silver Lining, Day 1177

Bill DeBlasio announced that Donald Trump's mouth will be closed until September. Alas, who knows if that's true or not.

Silver Lining, Day 1176

Thanks Elizabeth Pazdral for sending my way!

Silver Lining, Day 1175

Whoever can get me a USB -> Ethernet adapter for Windows first, I'll write your name in on the New York presidential primary ballot in June. SERIOUSLY!

Silver Lining, Day 1174

Donald thinks Pharoah got a bad rap from the Fake Jews.

Silver Lining, Day 1173

Beer is one way to tell if you haven't lost your sense of smell or taste. Happy National Beer Day!

Silver Lining, Day 1172

My six-week old silver linings about Coronavirus seem a little insensitive, in hindsight. But then I look at what Donnie was saying at the same time and I don't feel so bad.

Silver Lining, Day 1171

Donald is a burning sensation. #NotACompliment #SilverLiningTwoMinutesToMidnight

Silver Lining, Day 1170

Maureen Dowd's Op-Eds......"The president seems oblivious to the fact that his own clown car of an administration bungled the priceless lead time we had to get ready for the pandemic."

Silver Lining, Day 1169

Years from now, I imagine this is all we will remember from the Trump presidency. #NiceLegacyJackass

Silver Lining, Day 1168

When you tell your wife you love her more than the president lies, she knows you love her a helluva lot!

Silver Lining, Day 1167

I only see one April's Fool and he is orange.