Silver Lining, Day 1190

10 Other Things You Can Inject That May Cure the Coronavirus (Hey, You Never Know!) 

10 – Tears of Melania 

9 – Industrial Strength Bronzer 

8 – One MAGA hat, shredded and finely blended, with nitroglycerine and a complete lack of empathy. 

7 – A cocktail of fake news and alternate facts 

6 – Vladimir Putin testosterone + Donald Trump Estrogen, a Magical Concoction! 

5 – A mash of hydroxychloroquine and the melted down Presidential Medal of Freedom gifted to Rush Limbaugh 

4- The impossible-to-find tincture of Trumpian humility 

3- Russian hooker urine 

2- Hillary’s emails 

and 

1 – Those pesky articles of impeachment