Silver Lining, Day 1298

Quality Control flagged yesterday's silver lining (Trump's head on Mt.Rushmore is like a MAGA hat on the Mona Lisa) as falling below standards. Writer acknowledges he was just "phoning it in before bedtime" and offered these alternatives..... Putting Trump's head on Mt. Rushmore is like putting.... 

7. Robot Arms on the Venus De Milo 

6. A French tickler on Michaelangelo's David 

5. A keytar solo in the middle of Stairway to Heaven 

4. An "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt on the Statue of Liberty 

3. Mickey Mouse ears on the Sydney Opera House 

2. A World Series ring on a Houston Astro 

 Or 

1. A "Free Hugs" pin on The Donald.